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accadacca
12-27-2013, 08:08 PM
Careful guys...be sure to come back with beer. :lol8:

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Helen Ann Williams (left) and a ceramic squirrel for sale on Overstock.com

A North Charleston woman is in jail after police say she stabbed her husband with a ceramic squirrel.

According to the police report, Helen Ann Williams attacked her husband on Christmas Day after he failed to bring beer back to the house.

Police said they were dispatched to the home and found the victim with a large amount of blood on his face.

When police asked Williams what happened to her husband, she first said that he fell and cut himself, but then told officers more.

Williams said her common-law spouse went to a store to find beer, but they store was closed. When he returned home and began making a sandwich, Williams allegedly took a ceramic squirrel and stabbed him in his shoulder and chest.

Williams was arrested and charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature.

She was given a $10,000 bond.

http://www.wbtw.com/story/24314980/sc-woman-stabs-husband-with-ceremaic-squirrell-police-say

Byron
12-27-2013, 08:22 PM
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oldno7
12-27-2013, 08:24 PM
This ceramic squirrel thing is getting out of hand. It's time they are banned.

If it would save just one life.............

Iceaxe
12-27-2013, 09:38 PM
I don't know why the media is making such a big deal of this.... I mean who hasn't been stabbed by a ceramic squirrel for not bringing home beer...



Tap'n on my Galaxy G3

bigred72
12-28-2013, 04:59 AM
Shoot, in the south that's an expectation. Fortunately for him they weren't out of smokes also, that's when it gets serious.

bigred72
01-01-2014, 07:04 AM
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Absolute Gravity
01-01-2014, 05:13 PM
Wonder if you are allowed to take ceramic squirrels on a plane?