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06-10-2013, 02:26 PM
After a very nice hike this past weekend, a couple of friends pulled some beers from their cooler and downed them while we chatted and rehydrated. I'm a beer drinker, a former home-brewer, and have nothing against a cold beer after a hike. (Honestly, is there a better time to have a cold one??)
The name of their beer was: Bud Light & Clamato Chelada
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Now, I've never had this drink, but I'd like to consider myself an open-minded person. The concotion sparked my curiosity. So I looked up some reviews on this beverage before investing in a can of my own.
For your entertainment, I will share a few:
"The carbonation acts like a small burst of napalm spreading terrible all over you tongue."
"If I go to hell when I die, this will surely be the only beverage available to me to quench a fire-and-brimstone-fueled thirst."
"Buy this only if you are obsessed with putting ketchup in your cereal."
"It smells like rubber balloons, fruit punch, cantaloupe and sweaty men."
"The flavor is super salty, intense, really sweet and salty tomato somehow makes it so much worse, like spraying air freshener after a troubling bathroom incident it actually all combines terrible ingredients into something unspeakable."
"The nose is a gag reflex trigger, salty, fishy, composty... This is one of the worst tasting things I've ever put in my mouth, and I've eaten batteries, dog food, and unhealthy women..."
:lol8:
The name of their beer was: Bud Light & Clamato Chelada
66984
Now, I've never had this drink, but I'd like to consider myself an open-minded person. The concotion sparked my curiosity. So I looked up some reviews on this beverage before investing in a can of my own.
For your entertainment, I will share a few:
"The carbonation acts like a small burst of napalm spreading terrible all over you tongue."
"If I go to hell when I die, this will surely be the only beverage available to me to quench a fire-and-brimstone-fueled thirst."
"Buy this only if you are obsessed with putting ketchup in your cereal."
"It smells like rubber balloons, fruit punch, cantaloupe and sweaty men."
"The flavor is super salty, intense, really sweet and salty tomato somehow makes it so much worse, like spraying air freshener after a troubling bathroom incident it actually all combines terrible ingredients into something unspeakable."
"The nose is a gag reflex trigger, salty, fishy, composty... This is one of the worst tasting things I've ever put in my mouth, and I've eaten batteries, dog food, and unhealthy women..."
:lol8: