oldno7
05-10-2013, 10:36 AM
A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $15,000 and feels really good about the resulthttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/wink.gif.
On his way home he pops into the news stand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the operator "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35" was the reply. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif
"I'm actually 47 years old" the man says, feeling really happy. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/glasses.gif
After that he goes into "Starbucks" to celebrate. Before leaving, he asks the same question, to which the reply is "Oh, you look about 29" This makes him feel really good. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/smile.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/thumbsup2.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/glasses.gif
Whilst standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your trousers and play for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/nanner1.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/devil.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/devil.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/devil.gif
Being as there was nobody around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his trousers. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif
Ten minutes later the old lady says "You are 47 years old." http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/wink.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?" http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in Starbucks." http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gif
On his way home he pops into the news stand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the operator "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35" was the reply. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif
"I'm actually 47 years old" the man says, feeling really happy. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/glasses.gif
After that he goes into "Starbucks" to celebrate. Before leaving, he asks the same question, to which the reply is "Oh, you look about 29" This makes him feel really good. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/smile.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/thumbsup2.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/glasses.gif
Whilst standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your trousers and play for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/nanner1.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/devil.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/devil.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/devil.gif
Being as there was nobody around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his trousers. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif
Ten minutes later the old lady says "You are 47 years old." http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/wink.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?" http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in Starbucks." http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gif