Thanks internet

[Iceaxe]

Just did some quick math and apparently thanks to the Internet I have seen at least 204,400 different naked women since 1985. That's when I went online full time.

And for those doing the math:
20 new girls a day X 365 X 28 years.

I'm averaging the girls and the days. The number is probably much higher but I didn't want to appear greedy.

[rockgremlin]

Just did some quick math and apparently thanks to the Internet I have seen at least 204,400 different naked women since 1985.


I'll bet at least 5,000 of those were men...

[Eric Holden]

I <3 :user: Boobs

[DOSS]

Now to find out how many viruses you have gotten in the last 20 years to figure out a CTD (Computer Transmitted Disease) per girl percentage.. :) (mine is rather low compared to some of my friends...)

[rockgremlin]

Now to find out how many viruses you have gotten in the last 20 years...


Totally worth it...

[Byron]

Back in 1999, I bought my first computer...a cheap $500 HP desktop from Wallmart, a black friday special.

I was a complete noob, totally green. I don't think I had decent anti virus on the thing. A buddy of mine from high school days was building websites at the time, and he would send me links to the most obscene stuff you could possibly imagine...I'm talking images and videos of things you wouldn't think actually existed. Germans and Japanese are into some really strange stuff, man...

Anyway, this virus literally DESTROYED my computer. It was so bad that I didn't get another one until 8 years later (my current laptop). My girlfriend wanted an extra computer for her "office", so I gave her the jacked up one and told her it had problems...but her son, who is an absolute genius when it comes to these things, could perhaps fix it?

He couldn't. He had to completely rebuild it because the virus it got was like a "bomb exploding".

So now, when I get a hankerin' for a girlie show, I go to only one place: XHamster. They seem to run a tight ship over there, no viruses, no attacks, all good. I'm scared to fish around anywhere else.

[Alex]

You said 80085!:slobber:

[Iceaxe]

So yesterday I was telling my kids all about porn, and how back in the day you had to walk 3 miles, up hill, both ways, in a snow storm, to visit the video store to rent a VHS porn tape.... it wasn't like now days when you could just download all the free porn you desire.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXl4zx3-ouE

[REDFOX]

Funny song, I have heard that on the bob and tom show before.

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[Niner]

Things were so much simpler back when the pages stuck to your Dad's dog-eared Playboy.