Valentine's Day

[accadacca]

:lol8:

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Seriously though, what do you guys get for your significant other? The damn stores are rolling out the heart crap, making us feel guilty.

[rockgremlin]

Nice chocolates (not the ones at the grocery store). Go to See's, Fernwood's or Western Nut. Those places usually have really nice gift baskets or packages already made up. Don't forget the card.

[Iceaxe]

I always get the hot wife something sexy, which is followed by something romantic, which is followed by me receiving my gift ;-)

Tap'n on my Galaxy G3

[double moo]

which is followed by me receiving my gift ;-)

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Once a year...
















lucky bastard!!!

[Iceaxe]

Don't forget my birthday....

Tap'n on my Galaxy G3

[accadacca]

I still haven't bought anything. I'm doomed... :haha:

[rockgremlin]

I still haven't bought anything. I'm doomed... :haha:


Dude, how long have you been married? Won't be too much longer at this rate...

[DOSS]

Got the fem a Couples Massage, New Running shoes and today will buy her a Gun... I suck at the romantic thing I think...

[rockgremlin]

Got the fem a Couples Massage, New Running shoes and today will buy her a Gun... I suck at the romantic thing I think...

NOPE. That couples massage will wash away all your sins...

[BruteForce]

I'm taking my lady to Wendover tomorrow afternoon and we'll spend a night or two there.

[Iceaxe]

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[rockgremlin]

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Ya, NO KIDDING!! The first years of our marriage my wife said the same thing: "You don't have to get me anything for Valentine's..." After a few years of that she fired back with pent up frustration over the first few years that I hadn't gotten her anything. WHAT THE F***!"


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[DOSS]

Ya, NO KIDDING!! The first years of our marriage my wife said the same thing: "You don't have to get me anything for Valentine's..." After a few years of that she fired back with pent up frustration over the first few years that I hadn't gotten her anything. WHAT THE F***!"


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Yeah.. I fell into that trap too... Now I am hoping that if she gets mad enough she will just put me out of my misery :crazy:

[powderglut]

Really guys?? Flowers work every time. Especially some rose's, with one a completely different color, to tell her how special she is. At least that works for me. Some good champagne doesn't hurt either.:nod:

[accadacca]

I'll snag something from 7-11 on the way home tomorrow. :haha:

[Garbanzo]

I'm not going to fart in bed in the morning. That should be enough.

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[double moo]

I'm not going to fart in bed in the morning. That should be enough.

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a gift for the whole family... nice

[rockgremlin]

I'll snag something from 7-11 on the way home tomorrow. :haha:

When you care enough to send the very best.

[REDFOX]

This is the best thread ever. :haha:

[accadacca]

When you care enough to send the very best.
A slurpee and nachos for the win.

[Sombeech]

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[Iceaxe]

A slurpee and nachos for the win.

You romantic devil. That's almost as good as getting her a 5-pack of beer.


Tap'n on my Galaxy G3

[fourtycal]

This MIGHT be the most important thing you hear about Valentine's Day this year. A new survey of women has figured out exactly how much you need to spend on them this Valentine's Day to GET LAID.
If you're SINGLE and go on a date on Valentine's Day, it'll cost you an average of $257. That covers dinner, drinks, or whatever you do before the woman you're with feels like you've "EARNED" Valentine's Day sex.
If you're MARRIED, expect to spend about $203, mostly in gifts, to make sure Valentine's Day ends with sex and not, "I really want to but I'm so tired, let's do it this weekend, okay?"
And finally, if you're in a RELATIONSHIP but not married, good news. You just need to spend $180 on dinner and a gift. Then you can head back for some "we're not bored with each other's bodies yet" sex.


Read more: http://www.dc101.com/pages/tessa.html?article=10801353#ixzz2KsrAIXyB

[accadacca]

This MIGHT be the most important thing you hear about Valentine's Day this year. A new survey of women has figured out exactly how much you need to spend on them this Valentine's Day to GET LAID.
If you're SINGLE and go on a date on Valentine's Day, it'll cost you an average of $257. That covers dinner, drinks, or whatever you do before the woman you're with feels like you've "EARNED" Valentine's Day sex.
If you're MARRIED, expect to spend about $203, mostly in gifts, to make sure Valentine's Day ends with sex and not, "I really want to but I'm so tired, let's do it this weekend, okay?"
And finally, if you're in a RELATIONSHIP but not married, good news. You just need to spend $180 on dinner and a gift. Then you can head back for some "we're not bored with each other's bodies yet" sex.


Read more: http://www.dc101.com/pages/tessa.html?article=10801353#ixzz2KsrAIXyB



Nice! :roflol:

[Garbanzo]

I didn't get my wife anything and she's still talking to me. I win! :p

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[double moo]

This MIGHT be the most important thing you hear about Valentine's Day this year. A new survey of women has figured out exactly how much you need to spend on them this Valentine's Day to GET LAID.
If you're SINGLE and go on a date on Valentine's Day, it'll cost you an average of $257. That covers dinner, drinks, or whatever you do before the woman you're with feels like you've "EARNED" Valentine's Day sex.
If you're MARRIED, expect to spend about $203, mostly in gifts, to make sure Valentine's Day ends with sex and not, "I really want to but I'm so tired, let's do it this weekend, okay?"
And finally, if you're in a RELATIONSHIP but not married, good news. You just need to spend $180 on dinner and a gift. Then you can head back for some "we're not bored with each other's bodies yet" sex.


Read more: http://www.dc101.com/pages/tessa.html?article=10801353#ixzz2KsrAIXyB




So, in a nutshell.... Thai hookers are still the best investment?

[rockgremlin]

This MIGHT be the most important thing you hear about Valentine's Day this year. A new survey of women has figured out exactly how much you need to spend on them this Valentine's Day to GET LAID.
If you're SINGLE and go on a date on Valentine's Day, it'll cost you an average of $257. That covers dinner, drinks, or whatever you do before the woman you're with feels like you've "EARNED" Valentine's Day sex.
If you're MARRIED, expect to spend about $203, mostly in gifts, to make sure Valentine's Day ends with sex and not, "I really want to but I'm so tired, let's do it this weekend, okay?"
And finally, if you're in a RELATIONSHIP but not married, good news. You just need to spend $180 on dinner and a gift. Then you can head back for some "we're not bored with each other's bodies yet" sex.


Read more: http://www.dc101.com/pages/tessa.html?article=10801353#ixzz2KsrAIXyB




So.....women bitch about racy ad campaigns portraying sexy females in provocative poses.....but they're not willing to engage in sex themselves unless someone drops a bunch of cash on them. Sex is sold on T.V. and bought and home. Either way, SEX = MONEY = SEX = MONEY. I smell a double standard.

[Iceaxe]

If you're MARRIED, expect to spend about $203, mostly in gifts, to make sure Valentine's Day ends with sex and not, "I really want to but I'm so tired, let's do it this weekend, okay?"


If you are married and it costs you $203 to get laid it's time to trade the old hammer in on a hot young sporty model.

[accadacca]

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[accadacca]

I caved...just left the grocery store. It was a flower, chocolate and pink feeding frenzy.

Poor pathetic saps... :lol8:

[accadacca]

Pathetic!

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At least I got cheesecake that I can enjoy too... :naughty:

[rockgremlin]

^^^ Is that your car?

[accadacca]

^^^ Is that your car?

Uh hellz no! :nono:

Balloons? Seriously? :roflol:

[rockgremlin]

Balloons? Seriously? :roflol:

Desperate times call for desperate measures. As of noon yesterday you hadn't gotten anything yet. :lol8:

[Iceaxe]

Why would any guy buy a chick chocolates? :ne_nau:

Do you really want to see her ass expand?

[accadacca]

I bought chocolate covered strawberries, a small cheesecake and flowers. I'll eat AT LEAST half of it! :bootyshake: :roflol:

[tanya]

Having 3 GORGEOUS teenage girls, my house is always filled with flowers, stuffed animals (and teen boys galore) so that is not so special for me to have flowers around. What was special is when I woke up this morning and hubby was still in bed, instead of up at 6am (which he does 7 days a week) hitting the weight room (its in our house) and then he showers and is off to work. Today we spent the entire morning together. Now that was special. I woke to his grinning face.

We have been married 20 years now.



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[nelsonccc]

I'm not going to fart in bed in the morning. That should be enough.

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Did someone say DUTCH OVEN!

[KapitanSparrow]

I think I'm falling in love :D

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[Garbanzo]

My wife bought me 3 large Ghiradelli Dark Chocolate bars and a card. I bought nothing. Neither of us sweats the small stuff. Sometimes I spoil her and sometimes she spoils me.

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[accadacca]

My wife bought me 3 large Ghiradelli Dark Chocolate bars and a card. I bought nothing.
Fat ass.

[REDFOX]

I was the same as you Garbonzo. Wife bought me 2 Toblerone candy bars. I bought her nothing as she requested a few days ago. I think that I fell for the trap.

[accadacca]

I was the same as you Garbonzo. Wife bought me 2 Toblerone candy bars. I bought her nothing as she requested a few days ago. I think that I fell for the trap.

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[Bootboy]

I didn't fall for the trap, although it was set. Got her a half dozen assorted roses, and dinner. Then they bait you with "oh, you shouldn't have." Yeah right....