2065toyota
01-14-2013, 09:04 AM
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She finds him at the kitchen table in deep thought...
"What's wrong dear? Why are you up so late?!?"
"Do you remember 20 years ago when you were 17 and we were first dating" he answers.
Thinking her husband was being caring and sensitive. "Yes I do"
His words were not coming out easy.. "Do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car?"
Lowering her voice the wife says "Yes I do."
"Do you remember when he put a gun to my face and said" 'you better marry my daughter or I will put you in jail for 20 years!"
"Yes, I remember that too."
"Well............................."
"I would have been out today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She finds him at the kitchen table in deep thought...
"What's wrong dear? Why are you up so late?!?"
"Do you remember 20 years ago when you were 17 and we were first dating" he answers.
Thinking her husband was being caring and sensitive. "Yes I do"
His words were not coming out easy.. "Do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car?"
Lowering her voice the wife says "Yes I do."
"Do you remember when he put a gun to my face and said" 'you better marry my daughter or I will put you in jail for 20 years!"
"Yes, I remember that too."
"Well............................."
"I would have been out today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"