Used Car

[oldno7]

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

"Then why don't you drive it away."

"We can't drive."http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif
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"Then why did you buy it?" he asked.

"We were told that if we bought a car here we'd get screwed ... so we're just waiting."