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oldno7
10-29-2012, 07:56 AM
Having already downed a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,


"Listen here, good looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on . . . It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/nanner1.gif


His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/devil.gif


"No kidding... I'm in Congress too" ...... What state do you represent?http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gif