Getting ready for bed

[oldno7]

John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist and my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to John and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
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He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice,,,,
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"Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."



John never even heard the shot..!!http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/crying.gif