oldno7
10-05-2012, 07:00 AM
You need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this...
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
>>>>"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
>>>>
>>>>>>>"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/devil.gif>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>She greeted Fred.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>""The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother.
http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/mad.gif>>>>>>>""The damned dance is called the TWIST!""
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
>>>>"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
>>>>
>>>>>>>"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/devil.gif>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>She greeted Fred.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>""The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother.
http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/mad.gif>>>>>>>""The damned dance is called the TWIST!""