Old Man

[oldno7]

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying.

The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"
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The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/crying.gif
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The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gif