oldno7
09-08-2012, 08:56 AM
1. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
bad girls live.
2. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
no woman around to hear him ... is he still wrong?
3. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?
4. is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
6. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
7. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
8. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
9. The older you get, the better you realize you were.
10. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
11. Women like silent men; they think they're listening.
12. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
13. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
14. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
15. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
bad girls live.
2. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
no woman around to hear him ... is he still wrong?
3. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?
4. is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
6. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
7. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
8. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
9. The older you get, the better you realize you were.
10. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
11. Women like silent men; they think they're listening.
12. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
13. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
14. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
15. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?