oldno7
07-01-2012, 03:54 PM
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
the 'Style Invitational'. The requirements this week were to use the
two words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in
the same limerick. The winning entries (below) were actually printed
verbatim in the newspaper, without bleeps or alterations.
Third place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
Twas 'Hail to the Chief'
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown
the 'Style Invitational'. The requirements this week were to use the
two words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in
the same limerick. The winning entries (below) were actually printed
verbatim in the newspaper, without bleeps or alterations.
Third place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
Twas 'Hail to the Chief'
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown