oldno7
04-01-2012, 10:27 AM
A couple just got married and on the first night of the honeymoon the husband takes off his pants and throws them to the wife and says "Here, put these on" so the wife picks up the pants & puts them on and says "I can't wear them, they are way too big for me" & the husband replies "You're right, and that's because I wear the pants in this family!" So the wife takes off her panties and throws them to the husband and says "Here put these on" So the husband picks up her panties and puts them on and can barley get them up to his knees and says "They're too small, I can't even get into your panties" and the wife replies "You're right, and you are not going to until you change your damn attitude!"