oldno7
02-23-2012, 06:07 AM
A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars," she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.
They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife!" Bubba answers, sounding annoyed.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop. "I didn't know."
Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, till ya shined that danged light in her face."
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.
They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife!" Bubba answers, sounding annoyed.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop. "I didn't know."
Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, till ya shined that danged light in her face."