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Mtnseeker1
02-08-2012, 06:10 PM
Now this hold my beer and watch this is not what I have in mind here but just the good ones.

I'll start with this one ( Dam I did not think you were that close) nelsonccc trying to cover his down- in Longandale.After we get back for lunch.

Another that I found to be to funny to me was when( Mark glasscutter says to me that bike sure is hard to start isn't it -Mesquite ride). You had to be right there to get the full gist of that one. Priceless.

So let's hear yours just to keep things fun.

Both were classic and I will never forget either one. Both had me well Lmao

Mtnseeker1
02-08-2012, 06:30 PM
Another that comes to mind just after I help garbanzo get his bike out of a rut just below the last little climb before the big whoops section at the end of the ride in Mesquite.
( dood your bike fell over) Classic another you had to be there kind of thing. I had just parked my bike on what was very iffy terrain on the kickstand cause garbo was just at the edge of getting back onto trail but very stuck so I tried to help him with the foot or two he needed to get back on trail.
Right after that he was gone baby and my bike was flooded to the hilt after it feel over. Mark the glass cutter was the only other rider still with me at that time and I just was having a hell of a time getting my bike started.
That's we he hit me up with that bike sure is hard to start isn't it.
Then to top it off I sunk the rear wheel in the middle of the hill and just about turned it right back into garbazos trap as I had to turn around and start over. When I made it on top it was maybe 10 min. and there was garbo he had turned around to see just what the prob. was.

DAM GOOD TIMES

Mtnseeker1
02-08-2012, 06:43 PM
Here's another - Chet how far to the gas cans?
Me- just around the corner dood:lol8:

Arizona ride


15 miles later, well you get the idea.

Mtnseeker1
02-08-2012, 07:17 PM
Camp bitch- Jarrod the funny guy that he is give me this lable.
After I went down early on the Sep ride to the Paiute trail ride out of Circleville. First 7 miles I went down hard and broke
a finger ,two nuckles and cracked my left leg.(dam rocks).
I had told the guys that I would head out to the camp ground early and gather tons of fire wood with a chain saw. I never could find a new chain for my saw so I bagged the idea and brought a hand saw.
Well these NV. boys I had givin up on and sure enough they show up in camp about 2 in the morn.
You gussed it no fire, no wood etc. After my get off I took some time to try and make things right with the wood factor the next day. My lable (camp bitch):lol8:
Some times you just got to see the humor in things. A time I will never forget.

Mtnseeker1
02-08-2012, 07:40 PM
OK here's one that is priceless. The white jeep with the DNR sticker on the doors.
WE are not smart asses just dumb asses.
Priceless maybe but it did save us all about $120 each.:2thumbs::2thumbs::2thumbs::lol8:

That would be the no flag in the dunes rule for those that were not there.

Mtnseeker1
02-10-2012, 08:35 PM
Chet the first time I rode with him after flooding my bike by dragging it side wise in the sand Dunes right after Mark had a good get off. Is all that sand in your air filter?
Then about 3 min. later he tells me to watch out for the little knife edge drops and I ask him can they be jumped?

Only if your hauling ass he tells me. Fringgin Pricless.:lol8:
Some things just stay with you no matter what.:lol8::lol8::lol8:

Mtnseeker1
02-10-2012, 10:24 PM
Me oh hell don't worry about me this bike will go anywhere.
The Sep. ride Paiute trail were I managed to break a finger, two knuckles and cracked my leg all with in 7 miles of the start.:lol8:

Both days were about 140 miles each.

I ended up taking the panty trail of shame.