I know of some Super Amazing Slots

[Scott P]

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Oops. Sorry. Wrong forum.:mrgreen:

[deathtointernet]

Will you share any info on these super amazing slots, or do I have to know the secret handshake first?

:haha:

[Sombeech]

Bro, you gotta lot of free time for internet Casino investigation? Perhaps you should be out doing Casinos and building relationships instead of broad-banding Casinos that others toil and sweat helped pioneer. I don't know anything about these slots but there's probably a decent reason why they haven't been put out there. Moreover, you seem to be wanting to burn your bridges before their even built.

[goofball]

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Oops. Sorry. Wrong forum.:mrgreen:

this isn't funny at all. these slots are super dangerous, and have and will kill. but for $77.77 i can offer some practical tips for helping to minimize the risk involved for anyone who feels compelled to seek them out. cash only, please.
































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[Slot Machine]

I have some beta to share:

There is a long road to get to these slots. Don't walk, drive a car.
Bring your "A" game, choose the 50 playline option to maximize your winnings.
Don't worry about keeping these slots in pristine condition. Vomit on them if you like, no big deal.

You're welcome.

[Deathcricket]

I have nothing to add. Best thread eva! :2thumbs:

[Iceaxe]

The people who have used these slots take people to them under a "Show, don't Tell" agreement. Thus, posting them on the Interwebs with enough information to figure out where they are is breaking a solemn agreement. When people break agreements with me, I am usually both disappointed, and a little outraged. Just because some grandmother saw them while walking to the all-you-can-eat buffet doesn't make them fair game.

[spinesnaper]

This Google Earth Image caught my eye. I am thinking that there are some pretty good slots here. Can any one help me out with some names from top to bottom? I am not a total noob. I know the nickel slots are a bad deal.

[restrac2000]

I find I have better luck with craps. But you know its not very LNT

Phillip

[Branin]

:lol8:

[DOSS]

Unfortunately I had to give a portion of my life away reading another thread to get the full gist of this one... I guess I played the 50 line and still lost, any way I can get that portion of my life back?

[airman]

I find I have better luck with craps. But you know its not very LNT

Phillip

Please do not crap near these slots. If you must, pack it out. Think Restop II.

Please do not place cocktail glasses near these slots. I fear that before we know it, these slots will be a cocktail-glass garden. Please use clean gamblineering ethics. The guy at gamblineeringusa dot com sells a cocktail-glass trap. Use one.

If you must know more, please look for the slots in Quelsie's Book that require bringing a 0.4785 kilogram bag of quarters.

Have fun. Be safe. Good luck; you'll need it.

[Sombeech]

The people who have used these slots take people to them under a "Show, don't Tell" agreement. Thus, posting them on the Interwebs with enough information to figure out where they are is breaking a solemn agreement. When people break agreements with me, I am usually both disappointed, and a little outraged. Just because some grandmother saw them while walking to the all-you-can-eat buffet doesn't make them fair game.


Seriously, what are you talking about? Are you saying because some grandma saw them or some all-you-can-eat buffeter walked past them, they are fair game for any 'Wendover' beginner with google maps? This outlook has and will get someone killed or injured. Don't diminish the work of others for your own reasons!

[spinesnaper]

I have found that the potshot is perfect for quarters.:haha:

[Sombeech]

We are avoiding the obvious... What are the names of these slots?

From Right to Left, I can pick out:

Triple Diamond
Double Red White and Blue
Triple Cherry
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Any good beta on these?

[Audilard]

Looks like a two-stage rappel from a deadman. Definitely some keeper holes.

[jman]

Just when I think this thread can't get any funnier....hahaha

[accadacca]

:roflol::roflol::roflol:

[Angel]

This is the most helpful thread ever. I have been truly touched by the eloquent approach you have bestowed upon the internet. I have decided to become a member of the Circle of Slots and I'm already feeling more sophisticated. Its sheer brilliance will surely enhance my animalistic attraction to 50-something y/o men that insist upon calling themselves the A-team.

[spinesnaper]

This is the most helpful thread ever. I have been truly touched by the eloquent approach you have bestowed upon the internet. I have decided to become a member of the Circle of Slots and I'm already feeling more sophisticated. Its sheer brilliance will surely enhance my animalistic attraction to 50-something y/o men that insist upon calling themselves the A-team.

Easy there girl, you're competing with the hot euro-canyoneerettes. What am I saying, that wetsuit you're wearing in your photo ought to be good enough!:haha:

[JONBOYLEMON]

Would these slots be a good option for a Scout troops first ever slot trip? Can these be done in a 1 day trip, or should we allow for 2 days our first time through?

We have been saving our nickels for a trip like this for a long time!

Thanks for sharing!!!!!

[shaggy125]

Would these slots be a good option for a Scout troops first ever slot trip? Can these be done in a 1 day trip, or should we allow for 2 days our first time through?

We have been saving our nickels for a trip like this for a long time!

Thanks for sharing!!!!!

It's perfect for a first slot trip, but the scouts have to be 21 or older.

[frankcather]

I agree. I haven't read a thread this funny since the one about the guy forgetting to tighten the front wheel on his mountain bike.


Just when I think this thread can't get any funnier....hahaha

[Cirrus2000]

This Google Earth Image caught my eye. I am thinking that there are some pretty good slots here. Can any one help me out with some names from top to bottom? I am not a total noob. I know the nickel slots are a bad deal.

Ken, I think I found a spot with some beta on at least one of the canyons above. I believe the first one, at the top, is this one:

[QUOTE="Dives-Nevada : Circle of Acquaintances"]Belly-Age-Oh!

General Information:
Belly-Age-Oh Canyon is a marvelous technical canyoneering destination for the well heeled adventurer. The technical portion of the excitement is divided into a number of optional sections, including the Poker Room, Slots, Race & Sports Book, and Club Priv

[MrAdam]

:lol8::lol8::lol8: Hahahaa. Well done

[Sombeech]

I agree. I haven't read a thread this funny since the one about the guy forgetting to tighten the front wheel on his mountain bike.

http://forum.gaijinpot.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=14947

[spinesnaper]

Ken, I think I found a spot with some beta on at least one of the canyons above. I believe the first one, at the top, is this one:



I think that the next down is something called "Excalithrax" - it is almost impossible to find any substantial beta on this one.

The bottom marker appears to be at Mandalay Slot - a Class C canyon with an unusual feature: a stream that goes in a full circle! You can spend hours in the current and never actually get anywhere, continually drifting past the same landmarks!

Excellent! Now remember, don't tell another soul.:naughty:

[dbaxter]

I agree. I haven't read a thread this funny since the one about the guy forgetting to tighten the front wheel on his mountain bike.

Wow!!! THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY POST??? Do you have manners? Or is this spam?

[accadacca]

I agree. I haven't read a thread this funny since the one about the guy forgetting to tighten the front wheel on his mountain bike.
Oh snap! :lol8:

[ratagonia]

Wow!!! THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY POST??? Do you have manners? Or is this spam?

C'mon Dana. take a chill pill. :afro: survived with minimal injuries, so ... it WAS funny, watching that wheel roll out in front...

:moses:

[dbaxter]

C'mon Dana. take a chill pill. :afro: survived with minimal injuries, so ... it WAS funny, watching that wheel roll out in front...

:moses:
:cool2:

[Sombeech]

C'mon Dana. take a chill pill. :afro: survived with minimal injuries, so ... it WAS funny, watching that wheel roll out in front...

:moses:

Are you implying I was offended, even minimally? :haha: I would have assumed that mr anonymous never to be heard from again frankcather was somewhat offended enough at this thread to take a jab at my front wheel accident. :roflol:

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