The Darwin awards are here!

[Iceaxe]

The Darwin

[bbennett]

:lol8:

[DiscGo]

:roflol:

[archbishop]

these people walk among us, and it often scares me.

[bigred72]

#3 seems reasonable. #4 is pure genius. Lol

[greyhair biker]

#10 makes me green just thinking about it.:puke:

[canyonphile]

#10 makes me green just thinking about it.:puke:

I know, right :shock:? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little when I read it.

The rest = :lol8:

[trackrunner]

The purpose of the darwin awards is to recognize people who remove themselves form the gene pool contributing to the evolution and sustainability of the human race. Only #1 removed himself for the gene pool. All the others need to remove themselves from our gene pool or are species are doomed!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/darwin05.asp

#5 legit but happened in 1995. He was awarded a darwin at risk survivor
http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-08.html

if you want to know the 2011 stories & vote
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2011.html

[Scott Card]

The purpose of the darwin awards is to recognize people who remove themselves form the gene pool contributing to the evolution and sustainability of the human race. Only #1 removed himself for the gene pool. All the others need to remove themselves from our gene pool or are species are doomed!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/darwin05.asp

#5 legit but happened in 1995. He was awarded a darwin at risk survivor
http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-08.html

if you want to know the 2011 stories & vote
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2011.html Some of these are oldies but goodies. :haha: I heard about #10 years ago and it still makes me sick.

I think the dude who got shot by his dog may qualify as a near miss for the "true" award. :haha: