oldno7
12-08-2011, 07:23 AM
Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" > Gary replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" > > "A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" > > "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly. > "What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" > > "Well, one , I like to watch my money grow. Two , once in a while I like to play with my money. Three , I like how money feels in my hand. > And, lastly , instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." > > Gary is in the River Bend Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233