bowjunkie
09-02-2011, 11:51 AM
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
hell. While there, they see a red phone and ask what the phone is
for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks
to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil
informs him that the cost is ONE million dollars, so Putin writes him a
check. Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30
minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is
SIX million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets
his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs
him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and
asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil
smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to
hell, so it's a local call".
hell. While there, they see a red phone and ask what the phone is
for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks
to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil
informs him that the cost is ONE million dollars, so Putin writes him a
check. Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30
minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is
SIX million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets
his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs
him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and
asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil
smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to
hell, so it's a local call".