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JP
08-12-2011, 05:49 AM
And some of us in here are soooo bad :facepalm1: I haven't peed on the unwilling yet :haha: And you all are perverts for clicking on this thread :haha:


Robert Vietze, JetBlue Passenger, Pees On 11-Year-Old Girl On Flight (UPDATE)

Posted Aug 12th 2011 08:00 AM

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UPDATE, 8/12: 18-year old Robert Vietze is a member of the U.S. Ski Team, and is considered one of the most elite skiers in the nation.

The New York Post reports (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/damper_on_his_ski_dream_4cG10QGfehIcKqfgvA9BMP?CMP =OTC-rss&FEEDNAME=) that Vietze was returning from a training camp at Oregon's Mount Hood when the incident occurred. Vietze was in the running for the 2014 Olympics, but is name was removed from the team's development roster on Thursday.

"We have no comment, nothing to say," Vietze's mother told reporters outside their Vermont home.

The kicker? Turns out the girl was with her father, a Stage 4 cancer patient, and sister on the way to visit her grandmother in Long Island for the first time since her father's diagnosis.

PREVIOUSLY, 8/11: A drunk male passenger was caught peeing on a sleeping 11-year old girl on a JFK-bound JetBlue flight on Wednesday.

18-year old Robert Vietze of South Warren, Vermont was on a red eye flight from Portland, Oregon when he started peeing on a sleeping 11-year old girl who was traveling (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/creep_in_jet_stream_PfWUBxDAdAkpUsN0q9Ri1J?CMP=OTC-rss&FEEDNAME=) with her sister and father, the New York Post reports.

Vietze was drunk, having consumed eight drinks, and stumbled five rows behind him (presumably towards the bathroom?!) when he started peeing on the girl. The girl's family was using the bathroom at the time.

"I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg," the 6-foot-4, 195-pound Vietze told law enforcement.

The unidentified girl's father caught Vietze peeing on his daughter and started screaming, "F--- that kid! I don't want him near my family!" a fellow passenger told the Post.

Flight attendants separated the father and Vietze, whom they moved to the back of the plane. They also tried to clean up the pee with soap from the bathrooms.

Yet the already exciting flight was far from over. An hour before the plane landed, another passenger started complaining of chest pains and vomited. The pilot addressed the plane, asking "Is anybody on this flight a nurse or doctor? We have a medical emergency." Yet no one stepped forward so flight attendants worked to keep him calm.

A witness told the Post that the pilots "kept coming out of the cockpit to talk to the flight crew about what was going on."

Six Port Authority cops greeted the plane when it landed at 6:30am. Two helped the sick passenger while four carted Vietze into custody.
Vietze has been issued a federal summons for indecent exposure.

This is not, surprisingly, the first time a passenger has peed on another under the influence of alcohol. Back in June, a drunk New Zealand man on a Jetstar flight (http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/06/29/drunk-jetstar-passenger-urinates-in-plane-aisle-gets-off-with-a/) from Auckland to Singapore peed on the plane's carpet, a man's leg and a woman's scarf after drinking whiskey out of Burger King cups with friends. The man, Michael Aitkin, eventually came forward and apologized profusely to his fellow passengers for his actions.

Deathcricket
08-12-2011, 09:35 AM
This is actually pretty common. I've heard alcoholics constantly have problems peeing in dressers, hampers, closets, their own bed, etc. So a drunkard in a closed in box urinating on another person isn't really that surprising to me.

nelsonccc
08-12-2011, 09:49 AM
Yeah. My buddy is always getting in trouble for peeing on the floor. He gets confused and ends up peeing in the corner. He ended up putting in wood floors so that it was easier to clean then the carpet. Drunks! It's scary camping with him and sharing a tent. I always worry he won't be able to do the zipper and will end up peeing on my cot.

BLUEberryBOB
08-12-2011, 10:13 AM
Yeah. My buddy is always getting in trouble for peeing on the floor. He gets confused and ends up peeing in the corner. He ended up putting in wood floors so that it was easier to clean then the carpet. Drunks! It's scary camping with him and sharing a tent. I always worry he won't be able to do the zipper and will end up peeing on my cot.

Just snap your fingers and POOF problem solved...

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tanya
08-12-2011, 11:01 AM
Yeah. My buddy is always getting in trouble for peeing on the floor. He gets confused and ends up peeing in the corner. He ended up putting in wood floors so that it was easier to clean then the carpet. Drunks! It's scary camping with him and sharing a tent. I always worry he won't be able to do the zipper and will end up peeing on my cot.


I think I remember that buddy. :facepalm1::lol8:

JP
08-12-2011, 11:44 AM
They do have bathrooms on the plane :lol8:

And they just said he is now off the Olympic Ski Team. His golden stream, just cost him the Gold.

nelsonccc
08-12-2011, 01:47 PM
I think I remember that buddy. :facepalm1::lol8:

HILARIOUS! I'd forgotten about that. Awesome.

tanya
08-12-2011, 02:06 PM
I tried to forget he did that. :haha:

nelsonccc
08-12-2011, 03:01 PM
I tried to forget he did that. :haha:
Good times! Need to do that again!

gloo
08-12-2011, 03:59 PM
Yeah. My buddy is always getting in trouble for peeing on the floor. He gets confused and ends up peeing in the corner. He ended up putting in wood floors so that it was easier to clean then the carpet. Drunks! It's scary camping with him and sharing a tent. I always worry he won't be able to do the zipper and will end up peeing on my cot.

WIN.

tanya
08-12-2011, 06:29 PM
It was a blast! We do!

tanya
08-12-2011, 06:30 PM
Who is Gloo? That looks like a Beech pose!