oldno7
08-04-2011, 05:48 AM
Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 2 Meth Heads arrive.
St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I'll be right back."
St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who's waiting for entrance.
God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."
"Who, the Meth Heads?" asked God.
"No. The Pearly Gates."
St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I'll be right back."
St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who's waiting for entrance.
God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."
"Who, the Meth Heads?" asked God.
"No. The Pearly Gates."