Cannibal Restaurant

[oldno7]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

[Pelon1]

I was thinking it took several to make a meal, that why they are so expensive:haha:

[Scott P]

Good one, Oldno7.

Another:

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu. What do old people taste like, he inquired? "Depends", answered the waiter.

[StudChild]

:2thumbs::lol8: