dbaxter
07-12-2011, 08:03 AM
My friend Jack told me these while we were fishing:
Jack and Toby are married and work in the same department. The recession has made it necessary to cutback on employees. The manager is faced with a dilema: Does he lay Toby or Jack off?
Jack gets on a horse wearing the wrong shoes. His horse gets away from him and his foot slips through the stirrups. As the horse is running through the field, Toby asks, "Who's going to help Jack off the horse?"
Jack and Toby are married and work in the same department. The recession has made it necessary to cutback on employees. The manager is faced with a dilema: Does he lay Toby or Jack off?
Jack gets on a horse wearing the wrong shoes. His horse gets away from him and his foot slips through the stirrups. As the horse is running through the field, Toby asks, "Who's going to help Jack off the horse?"