oldno7
05-19-2011, 08:04 AM
One Sunday morning the services were going on as usual at the local church. The preacher had just begun his message when I man in a long black trench coat came barging in. Everyone starred and wondered what had gotten a hold of him. Suddenly he whipped out a 12 gauge shotgun and pointed it right at the preacher. The man yelled "if you are ready to die in the name of Jesus then you can stay but if you aren't then you are free to go!" As over half the congregation spilled out of the church the man lowered the gun and sat down. The man calmly said to the preacher, " ok preacher now that all the hypocrites are gone you can continue your message."