oldno7
05-07-2011, 06:44 AM
George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
>
> As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
> was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
> conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
>
> As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair
> reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks,
> my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'
>
> The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush
> replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse
> smells like.'
>
> As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
> was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
> conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
>
> As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair
> reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks,
> my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'
>
> The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush
> replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse
> smells like.'