Rogerdeville
04-08-2011, 10:24 PM
So a blonde walks into a store, and sees this awesome pair of alligator shoes,so she kindly asks the store owner how much the are.
"Well those are 80$."
"80 dollars?!" the blonde says shocked. "Ill just find my own pair elsewhere!"
After work, the store owner is driving home when he hears a loud popping noise. He follows the sound to a river bed, where he says the blonde waist deep in water, with an alligator swimming towards her. She lifts up a handgun and shoots the alligator dead. She grabs the alligator,flips it over and sighs.
"DAMMIT! THIS ONES NOT WEARING SHOES EITHER!!"
"Well those are 80$."
"80 dollars?!" the blonde says shocked. "Ill just find my own pair elsewhere!"
After work, the store owner is driving home when he hears a loud popping noise. He follows the sound to a river bed, where he says the blonde waist deep in water, with an alligator swimming towards her. She lifts up a handgun and shoots the alligator dead. She grabs the alligator,flips it over and sighs.
"DAMMIT! THIS ONES NOT WEARING SHOES EITHER!!"