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accadacca
03-03-2011, 05:25 AM
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themedguru.com - According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

accadacca
03-03-2011, 05:51 AM
You can now tell your wife or girlfriend that your "exercising." :lol8:

arindam
03-03-2011, 12:30 PM
Is there any rule of thumb which says, "you ogle for ... minutes, you gain ... minutes of life"? You see, I don't want to shortchange myself :-)

denaliguide
03-03-2011, 12:42 PM
i am going to live FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:roflol::roflol::roflol:

greyhair biker
03-03-2011, 06:50 PM
I really enjoy 'exercising' that way at the rec center. I must be immortal.:wink:

tanya
03-03-2011, 07:57 PM
I wonder if the study takes into account the jealous wife seeing you do it. :lol8:

Deathcricket
03-03-2011, 08:36 PM
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."



SO I can quit going to the gym? Woohooo!!

ilanimaka
03-03-2011, 10:44 PM
I quoted this study to a good friend of mine & asked if she wanted to have lunch. She was not NEARLY as amused as I was. :haha: :naughty:

Sombeech
03-04-2011, 03:02 PM
You are all invited to my 120th birthday

JP
03-04-2011, 03:35 PM
And I was made fun of in that teacher thread :lol8: