This Is Why Most Women Like To Shop Alone

[accadacca]

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[tanya]

:lol8:

[StudChild]

:roflol::2thumbs:

[greyhair biker]

awesome:haha:

[DARWIN]

:roflol::roflol:love it!

[denaliguide]

could have titled this "how to get out of shopping with your wife".

[Scott P]

Isn't it iceaxe who goes to the store, tries on all the women's underwear and puts them back in the package?

I vaguely remember an old thread something to that effect.

[tanya]

I would drag along a man that did those things just to entertain me. :haha: He would get out of nothing. :wink:

[dbaxter]

A little off subject here. When my oldest daughter was about 12, she didn't want to go shopping with me either. I took her into Walmart in Cedar and in the middle of the aisle with 4 or 5 other people standing there, she pops off with "Mommy, please don't hit me when we get home". "I promise I'll try to be good. I'll never do it again".
I think the witnesses would have believed her, but I was laughing so very hard, :naughty::oops: And my face was so very red, that I don't think anyone could have possibly believed I would ever hit her!

Just another one of my cherished moments as a mother :roflol:

[tanya]

:lol8:

[blueeyes]

:lol8::lol8: that is awesome Dana

[ststephen]

A little off subject here. When my oldest daughter was about 12, she didn't want to go shopping with me either. I took her into Walmart in Cedar and in the middle of the aisle with 4 or 5 other people standing there, she pops off with "Mommy, please don't hit me when we get home". "I promise I'll try to be good. I'll never do it again".
I think the witnesses would have believed her, but I was laughing so very hard, :naughty::oops: And my face was so very red, that I don't think anyone could have possibly believed I would ever hit her!

Just another one of my cherished moments as a mother :roflol:

This happened to a friend of mine (honestly, not me and Aaron)

His son was of that age where he didn't want to be treated like a little kid anymore. In particular the habit his parents had of tousling his hair had become something he hated. He had asked his parents to stop and they agreed they wouldn't do it anymore. But, a few days later he was shopping with his dad and the dad forgot and tousled his hair when they were discussing something. This left the son fuming as they stood in the checkout line. The son decides that he is due some type of compensation for this lapse by his dad and says to him, loudly enough for others to hear, "Dad, if you buy me this candy bar I won't tell Mom that you touched me where you touched me" :eek2: :lol8:

[denaliguide]

alright well it looks like this thread has been hijacked.

my son was about 12 or 13. he told me if i ever hit him he would call the police and report me for child abuse. i told him that if he called the police he should also call for an ambulance, because there was no way i was going to jail for something i didn't do. that shut him up.

[dbaxter]

This happened to a friend of mine (honestly, not me and Aaron)

His son was of that age where he didn't want to be treated like a little kid anymore. In particular the habit his parents had of tousling his hair had become something he hated. He had asked his parents to stop and they agreed they wouldn't do it anymore. But, a few days later he was shopping with his dad and the dad forgot and tousled his hair when they were discussing something. This left the son fuming as they stood in the checkout line. The son decides that he is due some type of compensation for this lapse by his dad and says to him, loudly enough for others to hear, "Dad, if you buy me this candy bar I won't tell Mom that you touched me where you touched me" :eek2: :lol8:

:roflol::roflol::roflol:

[dbaxter]

alright well it looks like this thread has been hijacked.

my son was about 12 or 13. he told me if i ever hit him he would call the police and report me for child abuse. i told him that if he called the police he should also call for an ambulance, because there i was no way i was going to jail for something i didn't do. that shut him up.

That's good. :naughty: My kids threatened me with that as well. My reply was: OK. Let me dial for you. They'll come and take me to jail and give you a new mom. If that's what you want, go ahead, but I will be very sad.

Not quite as good of a reply as yours, but it also prevented that from ever happening again. :lol8:

(I can't believe I'm a thread highjacker now :cry1:)