Felicia
12-09-2010, 07:42 PM
Why females should avoid Girls night out after they are married...
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls..' I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well,
the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3
a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started
doing it's thing and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband
would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed . . . 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos which
equals MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in. I told him '
MIDNIGHT' .. . . he didn't seem upset in the least. Whew, I got away
with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said,
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.'
Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee
table and farted.'
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls..' I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well,
the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3
a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started
doing it's thing and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband
would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed . . . 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos which
equals MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in. I told him '
MIDNIGHT' .. . . he didn't seem upset in the least. Whew, I got away
with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said,
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.'
Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee
table and farted.'