ilanimaka
11-27-2010, 02:29 PM
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor
>> comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you
>> probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
>> You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis
>> was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
>>
>> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance
>> compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
>> They work great but they don't come cheap . It's $1000 an inch."
>>
>> The man perks up and the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches
>> you want, but this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you
>> had a five-incher before and get a nine-incher now, she might be a bit put out.
>> If you had a nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a
>> five-incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important for her to have a voice
>> in helping you make a decision."
>>
>> The man agrees to discuss it with his wife. The doctor meets with him the
>> next day, "So, have you talked this over with your wife?"
>>
>> "Yes I have."
>>
>> "And what decision have you reached?," asks the doctor.
>>
>> "We're getting granite countertops."
>> comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you
>> probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
>> You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis
>> was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
>>
>> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance
>> compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
>> They work great but they don't come cheap . It's $1000 an inch."
>>
>> The man perks up and the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches
>> you want, but this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you
>> had a five-incher before and get a nine-incher now, she might be a bit put out.
>> If you had a nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a
>> five-incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important for her to have a voice
>> in helping you make a decision."
>>
>> The man agrees to discuss it with his wife. The doctor meets with him the
>> next day, "So, have you talked this over with your wife?"
>>
>> "Yes I have."
>>
>> "And what decision have you reached?," asks the doctor.
>>
>> "We're getting granite countertops."