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EvergreenDean
10-25-2010, 09:33 AM
After spending the summer doing all my favorite Colorado activities, fall was earmarked as canyoneering season. My son and another good friend have been begging for a trip so we figured a long weekend at the North Wash was a good call. Along with Chris and his eager friend Nate, we headed out Thursday after work and arrived at Sandthrax camp around 1:30am. Our plan was a warm up in a Leprechaun then a full day in one of the West Fork Butler canyons, perhaps Foolin Around.

38661The team
Realizing we were lagging from our late arrival, we figured we would only have time for one Leprechaun, and the group voted to dive right in to my favorite, the middle fork. Middle Lep was great as always, and the gang was pumped. Half way through we stopped for a late lunch and were passed by a group of three minimalists, with only Swiss seats, blue jeans and tennies. No helmets either. My group questioned our different approach to canyoneering and I explained that coming in with the proper gear just makes it more fun in my opinion. We would experience the value of helmets first hand later in the trip.
38662Ryan chimneying38663Nate-horns up38664Cool canyon spider
38676Ryan in the skinny38665All smiles38666Chris doin his thang38677Nate stemming38667Dan working on his bridging moves38670Lunch break38669Wet but happy



My larger teammates sweat like pigs in the narrows but came out energized and in great spirits. To my surprise, we were met with a full 30 yard swim in Belfast. That must have been one big storm the prior week. A family with kids followed out of East and we heard lots of screams as they made the surprise swim.

We hiked out wet. A fantastic dinner and a bottle of spicy black Kraken rum finished the day well, thanks to Dan.
38672Much needed meds

Next morning the plan was to be out by 8am but it ended up closer to 9. We decided to try the car shuttle and left a vehicle at the four-way then headed to the other side to drop in to the East fork. I have now realized that this saved very little time and it would have been better to leave a vehicle at camp so we would have an alternate exit strategy. Instead, we were committed to the Kelsey exit, which would prove to be a mistake later.
The group wanted a big challenge, and I had read the beta on the middle fork many times. This is a very capable group of athletic and adventurous folks but I advised the group that reports say no one over 180 lbs can fit in here. Well, we are all the type that when we are told we can’t do something, we feel the necessity to try it. A change of plans unfolded, and we found ourselves at the top of Shenanigans. It would have been nice to have some beta on this canyon along with us, but that wasn’t going to stop us. It would be kinda fun exploring a difficult canyon with out any “cheating”. Instead of looking for the down climb in, we decided to set up the Maxxi Pad/Sand Trap for kicks. An easy pull left us feeling confident and ready and it was on to the next rap. Second rap of about 30 feet was spectacular, dropping us right into the amazing slot. It was great fun moving through the angled slot. Eventually we found an open spot in the sun for lunch and a break. It was clear we were the first descent since the big rains the prior week as there were no tracks in the sticky mud that covered much of the canyon floor.
38684Dan heading down38685I'm on my way38679Ryan dropping in38678Nate coming around the bend38671Dan playing peek-a-boo38668



After lunch we continued on and I heard Ryan yell from up front "Hey, there's snow in here!". Surely he was kidding. Soon I saw the blockage...a ten foot dam of pea-sized hail stones. Wow. How in the world has this not melted in over a week? Tough climbing over the hail dam as we post holed with every step.
38682The hail dam


We soon reached a series of S turns in a very dark and narrow slot. Tons of fun winding through, almost pulling out headlamps until we would reach another bend and find just enough light to continue. What an amazingly sculpted canyon. Eventually we reached a ledge with a drop of what looked like at least 30 feet into complete darkness. A sloped ledge gave access to a narrower section but it looked real sketchy. No anchors in sight, we started hunting for a nice rock to make a dead man. Chris volunteered to make the scary crawl over to examine down climbing potential on the other side of the ledge. "I think I can do it" he said, but we agreed that only one needed to find out and we set up meat for the first four to rap down, leaving the rock and a deep hole ready in case Chris decided the dead man was a better option. The down climb was easier than it looked thanks to a couple of well placed chock stones and we continued on.
38673 The "Grim Crawl of Death"

More S curves, and a really cool hole to crawl through came next. Eventually it started to get very narrow...now this was what I had heard about. We sent skinny Ryan in first, our three big guys in the middle, and petite Chris came in sweep. Ryan charged ahead but eventually yells "Hey guys...this might be trouble. I don't think I can fit." Well Ryan is 175. The three following him including myself are all weighing in right below or above 200. We may need to back out and go high. Not wanting to miss any of the action, we agreed to proceed as far as we could then turn back if necessary. At times, we were forced to get horizontal and wiggle like earth worms to make progress. 38681 Nate, doing the "earth worm"

38680Chris's helmet touches both sides!38683
This was tough...very tough. Amazingly, no one lost their cool and we stuck together, Ryan making trips back and forth to collect packs and take them to the first spot that widens up. Just when we thought we had seen the worst, it narrowed again. More earth worm moves and some pushing, pulling and coaching and we were finally at the last rap. Sighs of relief as we realized we had made it.
Now we realized it was already 6pm. The narrow sections had taken us so long that we knew we were going to be hiking in the dark. We quickly maneuvered around the pool one by one after the last rap and geared down, headlamps came out and we read the up until now completely useless beta we had brought for our originally planned canyon to find the Kelsey exit. By the time we found the slot out it was dark. The map indicated a need to traverse left to avoid the short technical section known as No Kidding. A small crack appeared on the left and we wondered if this was our exit. I headed up first to scout and was quickly dismayed to find every hand hold breaking away with any weight. Even large chock stones shifted when weighted...this was not good. Guys, I don't think this is our exit.

Starting to get nervous, hungry and tired, a brief debate ensued about our options. It was now approaching 8pm, we were unsure if we had already passed the technical section of this slot below us. Should we bail and take the long hike out Butler Wash? Should we continue looking for the exit? The hike down would have made a lot of sense but we had left our food and beer in the truck and the shuttle car was sitting at the four-way. Hike down would eventually lead us to warm sleeping bags but no food or substantial beverage. We would be begging for a ride on Sunday to try and get back up to BOTH of our vehicles or making a several hour hike after an exhausting day, again with no food, coffee etc. We decided to continue exploring the right side of the main slot for the fabled Kelsey exit until we reached a place we felt was too dangerous. More rotten rock, more sketchy moves, but eventually Dan yells out "I have a footprint!" First one we've seen all day. "Which way is it heading Dan?" Up. We were on the right path. Slowly we worked our way up. Everything was loose and steep. The rim looked so far away. This would have been a difficult climb in broad daylight. In total darkness it was downright stupid. We staged the team to try and avoid the inevitable falling rocks, but eventually I heard a loud THUD and my whole head rang. A softball sized rock had just nailed me in the noggin. I braced for the pain then quickly remembered "I have a helmet on”. My bell was rung but I was OK...no pain. Without it, you would have read about me in the news last week I guarantee.
Finally Dan yells that he can see the rim. He's one difficult move away from freedom. I look at my watch. It is now almost 10pm. How in the heck? Apparently you lose all concept of time during stressful situations. I yelled up at Dan to set up a top belay for the rest of us and one by one we made it up the final face to the rim. Hugs, high fives, cheers. We did it! We would not be spending the night in the canyon. We would soon be celebrating by a fire with food and beer. Using the silhouette of the Henry's as our guide, we headed North East and found the trail, and eventually the car which lead to the truck, which returned us to camp and dinner at almost 1am. Going through my binder I realized I had Tom’s excellent beta on both canyons, including great detail about the exit. That sure would have been better than the vague description I did bring.
38674We made it!

While we were out, an adventurous critter had embarked on some technical “bucketeering” in our wash buckets. Poor fellow perished in a “keeper” bucket. I regret having not strained and dumped our wash bucket before leaving, but we honored his memory by allowing him to join us by the fire.

38675RIP kindred spirit

Got home and read TRs on Shenanigans. I cannot find any documentation of anyone over 200 lbs who has made it through all the narrows down low. We had two at 205 each. If anyone else in this size range has done it please let me know. We can commiserate. Same goes for anyone who has completed the Kelsey exit in the dark. I’d like to think we accomplished two “firsts” but would love to know. Amazingly, we all agreed that we will be back for more Shenanigans next year, but perhaps better prepared and maybe a few pounds lighter.

ibenick
10-25-2010, 11:00 AM
Great trip report and photos! Thanks! :clap:

french_de
10-25-2010, 11:57 AM
Canyoneering at it's finest! :nod: Great trip report and great pics!

Cirrus2000
10-25-2010, 12:36 PM
Great report, Dean! :2thumbs:

Bubbles
10-25-2010, 04:32 PM
Awesome TR, I'll be in there this weekend!

Don
10-26-2010, 07:38 AM
Nice TR, Thanks.

DSTRBD
10-26-2010, 08:08 PM
Sounds like good times! Sorry I missed it...stupid work...sheesh.. Next time though!

Scott Card
10-27-2010, 11:20 AM
Nice TR! :2thumbs:

Now about the size of you fellers.... a couple of you were 205 but how tall? I have been considering an attempt at this canyon (Shinnany) but that 200+lbs weight you describe is about were I am, give or take 10 lbs. Seriously, I can add or drop weight pretty fast. I think I am about 208 right now. So how tall? Still not sure I want to attempt this until I am closer to the 190 (prior) cutoff. Hmmmmm:hmm2:

ratagonia
10-27-2010, 11:36 AM
Nice TR! :2thumbs:

Now about the size of you fellers.... a couple of you were 205 but how tall? I have been considering an attempt at this canyon (Shinnany) but that 200+lbs weight you describe is about were I am, give or take 10 lbs. Seriously, I can add or drop weight pretty fast. I think I am about 208 right now. So how tall? Still not sure I want to attempt this until I am closer to the 190 (prior) cutoff. Hmmmmm:hmm2:

Quick, before Ice cuts in with how INCREDIBLY MASSIVE his chest is...

It's not all about weight, it is also about bone structure. Since I BARELY fit, I suspect Mr. Card would be out of luck. The route over is good, but it is long and strenuous with a couple tough sections - may not be your cup of tea either. Not saying you shouldn't try... just sayin', failure is not an option.

Tom :moses:

Scott Card
10-27-2010, 11:50 AM
Yes, sir. Failure is not an option. That is why I haven't tried. If you don't try you will never fail. To date I have ignored the flip side of that thought.

I keep toying with the idea since I can fit through a 9" space when I stop the chocolate donuts for a couple of weeks. How do I know that? Well, I have an unfinished furnace room in my basement and there is a spot where the width between the studs is exactly 9". I scrape but fit. When I am towards 195lbs I fit quite easily. When I am where I am now, I don't fit as well and I am afraid that if I had to fight through a consistent 9" width for a couple of hundred yards I may not enjoy the day, to say the least. Hmm. I don't have the massive chest that Ice has and I am tallish but not the thickest. I was known in high school as "arms Card" for two reasons. My ultra skinny arms that got in the way of a lot of passes in basketball and my elbows were so sharp that they were registered weapons if that helps understand the bone structure. Granted, I have added a few dozen pounds of wisdom since then....but that is wisdom not bone. :haha:

I don't know, still pondering and wondering if a diet would be worth the experience. The photos tell me the diet would be a small price to pay. Hmmmmm

And I am still not a fan of sketchy stemming. So......

nat
10-27-2010, 02:08 PM
Sounds like you would probably make it Scott. I think that I am about 7.5 inches at the chest, and I make it through easily. I am about 150lb, but have a good friend that I used to climb with a lot, who, at the same weight and height (about 5'10) would never make it through. He is big boned and quite barrel chested. If you started to get stuck in the last narrows, you could work your way back some yards, and then go high. It's pretty secure as far as high stemming goes, and not that long or hard.

Nat

EvergreenDean
10-27-2010, 04:58 PM
I am 190-195, and 6' 2". I have been described as "lanky" but I've got a set of DD man-boobs that are occasionally mistaken for pecs. Dan is about 6' and 205ish. Nate was my biggest concern, as he "claims" 205 but can't be more than 5' 9", and he's packing a pretty good belly. All three of us had no option other than the earth worm at ground level...for quite a distance. Hence the extremely long time for completion.

ratagonia
10-27-2010, 07:19 PM
Sounds like you would probably make it Scott. I think that I am about 7.5 inches at the chest, and I make it through easily. I am about 150lb, but have a good friend that I used to climb with a lot, who, at the same weight and height (about 5'10) would never make it through. He is big boned and quite barrel chested. If you started to get stuck in the last narrows, you could work your way back some yards, and then go high. It's pretty secure as far as high stemming goes, and not that long or hard.

Nat

First time I did it, I remembered it as not all that long or all that hard - but I was with some not-so-experienced at slot climbing guys, so got lots of rest and was going at their slow pave. The second time though, WAY harder than I remembered, maybe because I was trying to keep up with people on the ground (which is way faster) - or maybe because I had remembered it as being casual, and maybe because I made a few route-finding mistakes so chose a harder path than required. R minus, perhaps? I gotta get Ram to go that way one of these days, to get his idea of the rating.

Anyway, I think I am halfway in skill level between Mr. Card and Mr. Smale, and can thus honorably warn my friend Mr. Card to take Mr. Smale's ratings with a grain of salt, as he is quite a bit better than either of us!

Tom

hank moon
10-29-2010, 12:19 PM
darn good TR - thanks for posting!


Some questions:

re: photos entitled "Dan heading down" and "I'm on my way" - what was the anchor for this rap? I see guys on their feet (as opposed to sliding down to minimize anchor-load) so was the anchor bombproof?

What kind of helmet (brand, model) received the softball-sized rock impact?

EvergreenDean
10-29-2010, 07:46 PM
Some questions:

re: photos entitled "Dan heading down" and "I'm on my way" - what was the anchor for this rap? I see guys on their feet (as opposed to sliding down to minimize anchor-load) so was the anchor bombproof?

Yup, nice fat Juniper. Considered using sand trap again and would have adjusted technique accordingly but the tree is so conveniently located.

What kind of helmet (brand, model) received the softball-sized rock impact?[/QUOTE]

Petlz Elios took the pop. Glad it was not the vintage helmet Dan was wearing. Rock rolled maybe 6 feet so it wasn't at full speed but it still shocked me. No visible damage to the Elios but it's getting replaced after that whack.

Bubbles
11-01-2010, 10:02 AM
Went through this Saturday 10.30.2010. Had a great time, thanks for the recent beta!

EvergreenDean
11-02-2010, 05:44 AM
Was it one of your group who lost a black knife? Funny, I lost a knife there two weeks ago that sounds much like the one that was lost last weekend. Not an expensive one so I didn't bother posting about it. 5" folder, serrated blade, black handle. Now the canyon has a matching set somewhere.

accadacca
11-04-2010, 09:29 AM
Cheers! :2thumbs:

chuckpine
11-04-2010, 01:26 PM
Love your TR. I'm new to Bogley but, your trip reminded me of my frist time though Neon. We didn't get back to the car until 10pm and we left the trial head at 12pm. ha ha. Love it. Canyoneering is always a great adventure.