Brain Surgery (Thought I would give this guy more exposure)

[Pelon1]

Saw this on Craigslist, wanna try your hand:lol8::lol8:


Need brain surgery, trade for?

Date: 2010-10-04, 4:25PM MDT
Reply to: sale-wfeyw-1989009237@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I need a deep brain stimulator installed in amygdala regions (also open to suggestions). Can trade for tires, labor, furniture, packaging, or ? Open to ideas for trades. Anonymity of surgeon guaranteed. Must have had practitioner's license at one time, but malpractice/revoked is okay as long as it wasn't due to sobriety issues! Drop me an email and lets get to work!

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1989009237

Brain Surgery Barter (http://stgeorge.craigslist.org/bar/1989009237.html)

[denaliguide]

guess i'd better sharpen up the ol scapel. i think i'll install a remote control as well as the stimulator.

[ilanimaka]

I think I could take a stab at it...

[Pelon1]

WALTER E. SEAR
SEAR SOUND
353 West 48th Street
New York, NY 10036
The Editor
EQ Magazine
2800 Campus Drive
San Mateo, CA 94403
Editors:
In response to the article in the August 2005 issue entitled IN DEFENSE OF:
THE BIG PRO STUDIO, I'd like to make the following comments:
DO BRAIN SURGERY AT HOME
FOR FUN AND PROFIT
I'm not very technical but I just love doing brain surgery. I couldn't see wasting all
that time to get an undergraduate degree in science, then wasting four more
years in medical school and another three or so as a resident, but I'm sure that I
can make up for the deficit with my enthusiasm and my love of brain surgery.
First of all, you really don't need to be in a big fancy building like a hospital. I use
my ping-pong table in the basement to do my surgery. (I do throw a plastic sheet
over it to preserve the paint). By doing it at home, I save on rent. I admit that
sometimes the neighbors complain about the occasional screams that they hear,
especially late at night.
Next thing is the equipment. They have all of that shiny stuff in the operating
room and believe me, you don't really need it. I equipped my Operating Room at
my local 99 cent store. At the hardware department, pick up a hack saw. This is
very handy for cutting off the top of the skull. If you want to get fancy, pick up a
cross-cut saw, for emergencies. A good claw hammer is handy for removing any
extra bone that you missed with the saws.
Move on to the housewares department. Here, for $.99, you can get a whole set
of steak knives. These are very sharp and they are good for the fine work. For
the rough work--get a bread knife.
In the sewing department, you can pick up a sewing kit with all kinds of needles
and different colored threads This is handy to sew the scalp back in place. You
can also get a set of three different-sized scissors. Sometimes they come in
handy.
There! For $7 to $8, you can completely equip your operating room.
On TV, you see the OR full of assistants. This is a waste of space. If you really
watch them, they are all just standing around doing nothing. In my home
operating room, I have eliminated all of these unnecessary people. I do, however,
engage the family dog to sit under my operating table to clean up the scraps.
You see how simple it is to do brain surgery at home? Anyone with a love of
brain surgery can do it. I never read Grey's Anatomy although I did see a copy
once. Very nice pictures but half of it was in Latin. Who wants to bother with that!
If you really want to be a brain surgeon, all you need is the desire and
enthusiasm.
My prices are very cheap since I don't have all that stupid overhead.
ANYONE NEED TO HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR REMOVED? CALL ME.
Walter Sear
waltersear@aol.com
To see my Operating Room, go to www.searsound.com