Important Email from a stranger.

[Don]

I got an email this morning in a donferguson email address. It's from a stranger, here is what it said;

Hey Don,
I hope this is the right email address for you. Anyhow I would like the 29th off, Im waiting to hear back from jessica to see if she will work the pan camera and Suzanne can work the finish camera. If Jessica is not available is there anyone else who could cover it? I will work it if nobody is available.
Brian

Here is my response:

Brian,
No problem, take the day. I'll work the pan camera myself if I have to.
Don

[Sombeech]

I used to respond to texts I would get to incorrect numbers all the time, most were from this guy asking if "I" could come in early on Saturday to work the counter, things like that. I'd respond the same way, no problem.

One time I got into a text conversation about somebody getting fired and how I heard it was going to be this person on the other end that would be promoted. :haha:

[R]

Hey Don,
I hope this is the right email address for you. Anyhow I would like the 29th off, Im waiting to hear back from jessica to see if she will work the pan camera and Suzanne can work the finish camera. If Jessica is not available is there anyone else who could cover it? I will work it if nobody is available.
Brian

Sounds like Brian is making porn. Nobody is really named Jessica or Suzanne. Those are totally made-up names.

[Spooky]

That's just bad Karma. Some girl called my house once, asked for Kyle (no Kyle at my house) and I said, "He's in the shower...<giggle>" and I think I'm going to burn in hell.

[accadacca]

That's just bad Karma. Some girl called my house once, asked for Kyle (no Kyle at my house) and I said, "He's in the shower...<giggle>" and I think I'm going to burn in hell.
:roflol:

[theking648]

:roflol:

X2 :lol8:

[Ih8grvty]

Iv had wrong number calls wake me at 2 am and had it be a mad husband. a few times they had the right number :naughty: but since I cut it down to just a single woman for over 6 years now, they have been wrong numbers.
rather than argue that its a wrong number I just tell them to shut up and what the ole lady really likes is when I reach around and jamb a thumb in ummmm an 'extra' hole and that if they did not have such a tiny pee pee, they would of been invited to join in with teh other 3 or 4 guys she chose.
They offer to kill me and I tell them to meet me someplace in a half hour and lets see what they got. then I turn off the phone and go back to sleep. Sometimes they call back the next day, sometimes they just disappear and never call again.
I figure I am jsut getting even by ruining their day since they ruined my night of sleep.

[Spooky]

Iv had wrong number calls wake me at 2 am and had it be a mad husband. a few times they had the right number :naughty: but since I cut it down to just a single woman for over 6 years now, they have been wrong numbers.
rather than argue that its a wrong number I just tell them to shut up and what the ole lady really likes is when I reach around and jamb a thumb in ummmm an 'extra' hole and that if they did not have such a tiny pee pee, they would of been invited to join in with teh other 3 or 4 guys she chose.
They offer to kill me and I tell them to meet me someplace in a half hour and lets see what they got. then I turn off the phone and go back to sleep. Sometimes they call back the next day, sometimes they just disappear and never call again.
I figure I am jsut getting even by ruining their day since they ruined my night of sleep.

:shock2: :facepalm1:

[Ih8grvty]

People should make certain of who they are calling, it may well save them potential problems.
The way I see it, I helped them to gain an education in life.

[Sombeech]

rather than argue that its a wrong number I just tell them to shut up and what the ole lady really likes is when I reach around and jamb a thumb in ummmm an 'extra' hole and that if they did not have such a tiny pee pee, they would of been invited to join in with teh other 3 or 4 guys she chose.
They offer to kill me and I tell them to meet me someplace in a half hour and lets see what they got. then I turn off the phone and go back to sleep. Sometimes they call back the next day, sometimes they just disappear and never call again.

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[Ih8grvty]

Think about it man!
The first time it was a wrong number i tried to explain that to them, no one can believe its wrong they just assume I am a liar because I got caught. So I try to teach them a lesson and give them the confession they want. Ok I also say horrid things about the wife I have never met, thats just because I think its fun and it makes me laugh. It also tends to really REALLY make the caller angry and really thats why they called, they wanted an excuse to get mad.

[LOAH]

Next time, you should recommend an ointment for the genital warts they should be expecting soon.:haha: