uintahiker
04-06-2010, 01:08 PM
The end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the
books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books
he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I noticed you buy a lot of
bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
little left to be of any use"?
"Good question noted the" CFO. "We save them and send them back to the
bandage company and every now and then, they send us a free box of
bandages"
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxious way.
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what
books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books
he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I noticed you buy a lot of
bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
little left to be of any use"?
"Good question noted the" CFO. "We save them and send them back to the
bandage company and every now and then, they send us a free box of
bandages"
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxious way.
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what