View Full Version : What would you want for a Christmas Gift from your woman?
tanya
12-08-2009, 08:22 AM
AmazingClubs.com I am going to check out sending one of those things of the month, because I can't think of anything else and have no clue what to send for the thing of the month either.
What, besides outdoor gear, would you guys want from your woman?
chromehead58
12-08-2009, 08:25 AM
a back rub
I thought thing of the month gifts were what you gave to be funny...
can't go wrong with gear!
beer/wine making stuff? Strippers? umm RC cars HEHE :)
tanya
12-08-2009, 08:45 AM
Yeah.. went through the list. He would hate all that stuff.
Back rub I could do, but that hard to put under the tree. Oh yeah! We are talking men here. A wrapped gift certificate for a back rub to be done by 2 gorgeous naked young women.
Just surfed on this! Someone here might like this one, but that wont work for me either.
Looking for a little excitement? Then look no further.
Experience real life racing thrills by riding shotgun in a Sprint cup style stock car driven by one of our professional instructors as you hit speeds exceeding 150 MPH on a real NASCAR speedway.
You're in for the ride of your life, so hang on tight
http://www.cloud9living.com/experience-gifts/stock-car-ride-along/1
other experience gifts
Dinner Cruises Hot Air Balloon Rides Fighter Pilot for a Day Sky Diving Golf & Tennis
BruteForce
12-08-2009, 08:56 AM
These are the things I've left hanging out there:
- Outdoor gear (snow shoes, clothes, gloves, ATV accessories, ammo), etc
- Automotive stuff (wet weather floor mats, dash cover, car wash pass)
- Sky diving gift card (for x jumps)
- A week getaway every year to hit an ATV Jamboree or other activity (no kids, pets, etc)
- A night or weekend alone with her (Anniversary Inn, Vegas, Wendover)
you could always get him a "school girl outfit" or other similarly interesting outfit that fits you HEHE :)
I always like cash.. but detest clothes as gifts (I guess I had to many years of socks from grandma)..
tanya
12-08-2009, 10:51 AM
I like the outfite idea --- but its for the kid's dad :haha:
And that weekend away with your woman is great... but I am not really his woman.
This is so hard! No way on clothes.. no cash... he seems to have all he needs?
I like the outfite idea --- but its for the kid's dad :haha:
And that weekend away with your woman is great... but I am not really his woman.
This is so hard! No way on clothes.. no cash... he seems to have all he needs?
you said what would we want from our women.. :P
if it is your kids dad then you should get him something he can do with the kid.. that way you get a win win.. something for Him and something for the kid who is obviously more important :)
cookiecutter
12-08-2009, 12:00 PM
Find an acrobatic pilot in your area, most will offer flight sessions. Give him a half hour to an hour or two based on what his stomach can handle. We've done that for gifts before and it has turned out awesome. Not many people can say they have flown that way.
I, for one, would LOVE it.
Cirrus2000
12-08-2009, 12:13 PM
Find an acrobatic pilot in your area, most will offer flight sessions. Give him a half hour to an hour or two based on what his stomach can handle. We've done that for gifts before and it has turned out awesome. Not many people can say they have flown that way.
I, for one, would LOVE it.
What an excellent idea! I must say, doing a loop in an open cockpit 1930s biplane is one of the most memorable things I've ever experienced. Wearing a leather flight helmet and goggles topped it off perfectly!
tanya
12-08-2009, 12:17 PM
Think there are any near Orderville? I love the idea though!
tanya
12-08-2009, 12:18 PM
I like the outfite idea --- but its for the kid's dad :haha:
And that weekend away with your woman is great... but I am not really his woman.
This is so hard! No way on clothes.. no cash... he seems to have all he needs?
you said what would we want from our women.. :P
if it is your kids dad then you should get him something he can do with the kid.. that way you get a win win.. something for Him and something for the kid who is obviously more important :)
Once a man is mine -- he is always mine. :lol8:
tallsteve
12-08-2009, 12:36 PM
On the same flight theme, if you like do that sort of thing, there are companies out there that offer a dog-fighting scenario, with 'digital' bullet's of course, not lead. Two mock WWII airplanes go head-to-head in the sky. I, for one, would LOVE that as a gift!
tanya
12-08-2009, 01:07 PM
Leave emails where I should forward the wish list for you guys. :2thumbs:
Profile: Adventure!
Deuce
12-08-2009, 06:16 PM
Well, you said what "I" would want.....so if I was just throwing out what "I" would consider a GREAT gift.... An Aristocrat Mini Tall with boxes of Anejo Sharks, Padron 40th & maybe some Tatuaje Cojonu 2006... Though you may not be thinking that price range.....
Something in the same line, though less $$....like what I would spend on my BIL, a small humidor with some great sticks in it.
tanya
12-08-2009, 06:28 PM
Well, you said what "I" would want.....so if I was just throwing out what "I" would consider a GREAT gift.... An Aristocrat Mini Tall with boxes of Anejo Sharks, Padron 40th & maybe some Tatuaje Cojonu 2006... Though you may not be thinking that price range.....
Something in the same line, though less $$....like what I would spend on my BIL, a small humidor with some great sticks in it.
Yes, actually I want to know what you guys want! I am still clueless. There is nothing like asking men what they really want - you are so different from us women. I think it takes all the fun out of Christmas to ask the person you are getting a gift for what they want. For better or worse it should be a total surprise!
Probably something under $500 for the price, but again, I want to know what YOU guys want for Christmas! For me --- going to the liquor store, as you suggested for yourself is right on target. When I was in Chicago a few days ago, the apartment I was at was right next to Binny's Liquor Store. I saw so many fun things there!
denaliguide
12-08-2009, 09:22 PM
simple. oral sex and a sleepin. merry christmas.
Cirrus2000
12-08-2009, 10:00 PM
For me, a 40-hour Advanced Wilderness First Aid course. Trying to work it into my work schedule, and it's not going well...
What, besides outdoor gear, would you guys want from your woman?
...a woman.
cookiecutter
12-08-2009, 10:44 PM
For me, a 40-hour Advanced Wilderness First Aid course. Trying to work it into my work schedule, and it's not going well...
It sounds like Cirrus and I are on the same wave length here, at least I think so... as far as 'things' go, that seems like an every day type of deal - and really, we're going to buy gear just because we are dudes. Experiences have been my favorite gifts. Like the flying trip, advanced wilderness first aid would be awesome! I'd also really dig a canyon rescue course.
BruteForce
12-09-2009, 04:44 AM
For me, a 40-hour Advanced Wilderness First Aid course. Trying to work it into my work schedule, and it's not going well...
I took that course last year. It was provided by the Utah Safety Council. Fairly decent training course.
It also included basic CPR/AED and certification as well.
tanya
12-09-2009, 05:55 AM
What, besides outdoor gear, would you guys want from your woman?
...a woman.
Just click on that online dating link below that woman that is distracting you on facebook. :haha:
tanya
12-09-2009, 05:56 AM
simple. oral sex and a sleepin. merry christmas.
:haha: speechless!
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Action rather than stuff seems to be what most of you want? It's funny. I think we all feel we have enough or even too much stuff, but when something is in the store it just begs to be bought.
What, besides outdoor gear, would you guys want from your woman?
...a woman.
Just click on that online dating link below that woman that is distracting you on facebook. :haha:
Tried that once. Online dating may be socially acceptable but it's annoying. It's all about image; it's fake people writing stories about how they imagine their lives and who they imagine they are and who they imagine they want to be with. Even, sometimes, what they imagine they look like. Find me a dating site with an ombudsman or fact-checker or someone whose job it is to ensure that photos posted of clients have been taken within the last 2 years and I'll fork out a few bucks to check out the site...
Otherwise, I'll enjoy the targeted advertisement of cleavage knowing that even that is fake.
accadacca
12-09-2009, 12:32 PM
Otherwise, I'll enjoy the targeted advertisement of cleavage knowing that even that is fake.
:lol8:
tanya
12-10-2009, 01:47 PM
Come on guys spill it...
What do YOU want for Christmas?
Scott Card
12-10-2009, 01:51 PM
It is real simple for me. A gift card to any climbing store, Cabelas, or Home Depot. I like to buy my own toys. A $20 card is license to spend $40 and a $50 card is license to spend another $50. It is simple math. :haha: Otherwise, whatever is appreciated.
xbox 360 (already know I'm getting it. Found it in the corner of the closet on accident)
Halo 3
down jacket
soft shell jacket
new 0 deg sleeping bag
Imlay Kolob backpack
Imlay rope bag
sunglasses
new ski coat
anything climbing/canyoneering related
backpacking/camping gear
KapitanSparrow
12-10-2009, 06:37 PM
Tried that once. Online dating may be socially acceptable but it's annoying. It's all about image; it's fake people writing stories about how they imagine their lives and who they imagine they are and who they imagine they want to be with. Even, sometimes, what they imagine they look like. Find me a dating site with an ombudsman or fact-checker or someone whose job it is to ensure that photos posted of clients have been taken within the last 2 years and I'll fork out a few bucks to check out the site...
Otherwise, I'll enjoy the targeted advertisement of cleavage knowing that even that is fake.
You mean like the hot nurse working for Doctors Without Borders in Nigeria who wanted to fly back home to SLC because she wanted to see me so badly but didn't have enough money for a ticket and asked me to wire her some? :roflol:
KapitanSparrow
12-10-2009, 06:40 PM
Come on guys spill it...
What do YOU want for Christmas?
I would want the same thing as Denaliguide but that's not happening, heh. Well, I can sleepin, I guess.
Honestly, all I want for Christmas is for everyone in my family to be healthy and more or less happy. And sauerkraut/mushroom pierogis. :haha:
greyhair biker
12-10-2009, 09:15 PM
I would like Christmas off. Low man on the food chain in our dept. and I'm working 24,25,26. I'd also like a trip to Hawaii to....relax....with my wife in a beach bungalow and no one else around.
Oh, and I'd like a new mountain bike :haha:
tanya
12-11-2009, 12:33 PM
For the Man that has everything! They need to make Hawaiian Style for Wade. :lol8:
Jingle Jugs Animatronic Singing Dancing Boobs -
Price: $11.75
http://diveroo.com/gifts/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/31mzclriogl_sl500_aa244_.jpg
For the Man that has everything! They need to make Hawaiian Style for Wade. :lol8:
Jingle Jugs Animatronic Singing Dancing Boobs -
Price: $11.75
http://diveroo.com/gifts/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/31mzclriogl_sl500_aa244_.jpg
What? No link? Are those on Amazon?
accadacca
12-11-2009, 12:59 PM
Uhhhh...
I need to add one of these to the garrrrage. That'd be a KTM 530 EXC :five:
Can I give one of you ladeez my wife's # and have you convince her? Hmmm please. :haha:
http://ktmusa.com/fileadmin/swf/productspecials/uploads/allg__ma0500_04.jpg
http://ktmusa.com/fileadmin/swf/productspecials/uploads/530_exc_six_links_vorne.jpg
Scott P
12-11-2009, 02:35 PM
What, besides outdoor gear, would you guys want from your woman?
I just want her for Christmas. I don't need anything else. :2thumbs:
We'll be going on a trip together (with the kids too), but even without the trip, that's good enough for me. :mrgreen:
tanya
12-11-2009, 02:59 PM
Yep... jiggle jugs on Amazon ;)
Nice bike
greyhair biker
12-11-2009, 08:13 PM
For the Man that has everything! They need to make Hawaiian Style for Wade. :lol8:
Jingle Jugs Animatronic Singing Dancing Boobs -
Price: $11.75
http://diveroo.com/gifts/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/31mzclriogl_sl500_aa244_.jpg
hawaiian style, like traditional hula, is topless :naughty:
tanya
12-11-2009, 09:10 PM
I don't think there is much to taking the top off those things!
denaliguide
12-11-2009, 09:28 PM
i want to know what the song is.
Ih8grvty
12-16-2009, 10:01 AM
simple. oral sex and a sleepin. merry christmas.
I see how you are! a jerk! You go and tell her the truth when what she wants is a list of items to buy?
My wife did not ask for a list, I will give you her email and you can forward the truth to her for me :D
Sun Dance
12-16-2009, 11:49 AM
Outdoor gear is always great. The only thing better is giving him your time to go with him on a snowshoe trip or some other adventure and not complaining about it. He doesn't want to enjoy the great outdoors alone, he wants it with you. And he wants you to keep up... :naughty:
Ih8grvty
12-16-2009, 11:59 AM
... And he wants you to keep up... :naughty:
AMEN!
I am tired of having to slow down because I walk to fast! keep up! thats it, thats what I want, keep up! When I figure 3 hours to do a hike I figure that based on my walks, keep up! do not drag it in to 5 hours I got other stuff to be doing at that time!
You want long walks with no time limits? do it when we go camping, not when we have plans for 5 pm and we are trying to get a walk in before we need a shower and to get dressed!
SO for christmas I want the keep up thing, and the oral sex.
If its only one or the other, Ill take the oral sex.
Want to really make me happy? book us a trip, to any place! but preferably a nice cabin, find a sitter for the kids, we can eat, go for walks, I do not care, take all the time in the world to do it with no kids, and finish the night off with the oral sex, and start the morning that way too.
denaliguide
12-16-2009, 01:11 PM
simple. oral sex and a sleepin. merry christmas.
I see how you are! a jerk! You go and tell her the truth when what she wants is a list of items to buy?
My wife did not ask for a list, I will give you her email and you can forward the truth to her for me :D
if you think it will help. i'm there for you. :roflol:
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