Iceaxe
12-03-2009, 07:21 PM
A friend sent me this.... enjoy.... :haha:
In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game! You are guaranteed to be smashed by the end of the 1st Quarter!!!
Rules of the Game:
* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two lines of Scandal's opus "I am the warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is A Warrior" Dance, Tebow, you magnificent male specimen, you...
* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.
* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"
* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky -- then, you must realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird to pump up the crowd.
* If (WHEN) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.
* Knock back a shot every time the announcers mention his experience as a missionary.
**If Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the finger, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears (or the bottle runs dry). Then throw the empty bottle through the television.
(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby - only he can save you. (Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)
:cheers:
In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game! You are guaranteed to be smashed by the end of the 1st Quarter!!!
Rules of the Game:
* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two lines of Scandal's opus "I am the warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is A Warrior" Dance, Tebow, you magnificent male specimen, you...
* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.
* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"
* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky -- then, you must realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird to pump up the crowd.
* If (WHEN) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.
* Knock back a shot every time the announcers mention his experience as a missionary.
**If Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the finger, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears (or the bottle runs dry). Then throw the empty bottle through the television.
(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby - only he can save you. (Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)
:cheers: