Giving 100%

[Iceaxe]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-! T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


:bootyshake:

[Don]

MATH CHECK.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = is not 118% it comes to 127


You really gotta check snopes before forwarding or posting things sent to you. :haha:

[stefan]

there is only one way to go ....


C-A-N-Y-O-N-E-E-R-I-N-G
3+1+14+25+15+14+5+5+18+9+14+7 = 130%

[Sombeech]

MOUNTIAN BIKING
somebody do the math for me....

[Don]

Bogley is only 66% but Bogley at work is 131%

[jman]

Bogley is only 66% but Bogley at work is 131%

hahahaha. a day well spent. i concur.