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Iceaxe
09-15-2009, 04:19 PM
Last Saturday night the hot young wife and I were sitting in the grandstand at the sprint car races. At intermission they had some lame contest between the Special Olympic Kids, Race Car Drivers and the Emergency Crews (fire divers). Each group had to pull a big truck a certain distance and a winner was declared. Of course the Special Olympic Kids won, because let's face it.... no one wants to beat a retarded kid in a contest.

As everyone was gathered in a big circle celebrating the special need kids victory I hollered down.... "you're all winners"....

Am I going to hell for this? My wife says I am....

:ne_nau:
Sombeech
09-15-2009, 04:26 PM
Am I going to hell for this?


Special Needs people don't go to hell.
JP
09-15-2009, 04:28 PM
No :haha:
RedMan
09-15-2009, 06:18 PM
Probably not for that, but I think you need to repent.
Start by sending me some cash, I'll give 10% to the church
and your good to go.
Scott P
09-15-2009, 07:10 PM
Am I going to hell for this?

No, not for that, but for all of the rest of the stuff you have done, the answer is definately yes.:wink:
greyhair biker
09-15-2009, 07:52 PM
...repent ye scurrvy dog....arrgh!
...........you made me cry I laughed so hard....damn you :roflol:
R
09-15-2009, 08:21 PM
It sounds a little like you are already in hell.
Sombeech
09-15-2009, 09:38 PM
:nono:
RedMan
09-15-2009, 10:41 PM
:nono:

I think you better send Beech some cash too.
Wasatch Rebel
09-16-2009, 05:19 AM
Am I going to hell for this? My wife says I am....

Always believe your wife...
denaliguide
09-16-2009, 09:26 AM
so what if you are? you will probably see more people you know there anyway.
KapitanSparrow
09-16-2009, 09:46 AM
Last Saturday night the hot young wife and I were sitting

Am I going to hell for this? My wife says I am....


I think you have to believe anything a hot young wife tells you, or any hot young woman for that matter... or any hot woman.
greyhair biker
09-16-2009, 07:20 PM
Last Saturday night the hot young wife and I were sitting

Am I going to hell for this? My wife says I am....


I think you have to believe anything a hot young wife tells you, or any hot young woman for that matter... or any hot woman.
X10 :nod:
Don
09-18-2009, 02:54 PM
The good thing about hell is that all my friends are going to be there. :haha:

Actually I hope it's mormon hell (Telestial) because brother Joseph said it is more beautiful than this life. :2thumbs:
Iceaxe
09-18-2009, 03:57 PM
I just hope they serve cold beer in hell.........
savanna3313
09-18-2009, 04:47 PM
I just hope they serve cold beer in hell.........


Probably not......or else it wouldn't be hell. :haha:
greyhair biker
09-18-2009, 06:49 PM
I just hope they serve cold beer in hell.........


Probably not......or else it wouldn't be hell. :haha:
It tastes like piss & takes a sixpack to give you any feeling...oh wait, that's Utah beer :haha: :popcorn: must be hell on earth
KapitanSparrow
09-18-2009, 06:56 PM
I just hope they serve cold beer in hell.........

They do, but it's American beer :roflol: