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KapitanSparrow
04-30-2009, 09:21 AM
We just received disinfecting chlorox wipes! I wonder what's next. :ne_nau:

Sombeech
04-30-2009, 09:26 AM
I just got a box of condoms, just in case.

Alex
04-30-2009, 09:33 AM
I just got a box of condoms, just in case.

lol and you work in a high school.... that's bad dude!

Sombeech
04-30-2009, 12:22 PM
I just got a box of condoms, just in case.

lol and you work in a high school.... that's bad dude!

You've got me all wrong.

They're for the pigs.

ilanimaka
04-30-2009, 12:23 PM
So they only passed out the condoms to the pigs?

...and you got some... Hmmm... :haha:

accadacca
04-30-2009, 12:41 PM
They are actually feeding us more pork. Mutha fookers. :lol8:

Don
04-30-2009, 12:56 PM
All I got was a lousy email. ...wash your hands...

RugerShooter
04-30-2009, 06:06 PM
I pulled out our respirators from overstock. Got pleanty of them for sale. Anybody want to buy any???? $1.00 each

LOAH
04-30-2009, 06:16 PM
Our HR director is on overdrive at my work. She's making sure all phones are wiped with Clorox repeatedly, doorknobs, keyboards, and pretty much anything else that people touch.

If anyone is caught coughing, they'll be sent home without pay or forced to use their PTO. Lame.

I've had a cough for the last 2 weeks. I'd hate to lose money over this mass paranoia. Screw that.

I think this is being blown way out of proportion. It seems like a distraction tactic.

Sombeech
04-30-2009, 07:08 PM
36,000 people in the US die from the flu each year - the regular flu.

So far, 100 people have only been reported as sick, and have not even required a hospital stay - with the swine flu.

HYSTERIA

blueeyes
05-03-2009, 07:39 PM
or HYSTERICAL

RedMan
05-03-2009, 08:40 PM
I just got a box of condoms, just in case.

lol and you work in a high school.... that's bad dude!

You've got me all wrong.

They're for the pigs.

So you have condoms, but they are for the pigs.???
That is WAY TMI.

DODGER BOY
05-03-2009, 11:01 PM
we just have signs everywhere that talk about it with world updates, signs to wash hands, and to "Affective immediately all business trips to Mexico are canceled"