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JP
02-06-2009, 04:30 AM
Michael Phelps Suspended From Swim Competitions; Kellogg Nixes Sponsorship

Thursday , February 05, 2009
PORTLAND, Ore.

KapitanSparrow
02-06-2009, 05:58 AM
Reminds me of that song by Afroman - "Because I got high" :haha:

Iwas gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo xxxxx too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.

Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh

- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

(hey where the cluck at cuz) [clucks]

Well my name is afroman and I'm from east pomdale (east-pom-dale)
and all the tolweed I be smokin is bomb as helllllll (excelent delivery)
I don't beleive in Hitler, that'swhat I said (oh my goodness)
so all of you skins (skins) please give me more head

asdf
02-06-2009, 06:43 AM
we decided to send a strong message to Michael because he disappointed so many people, particularly the hundreds of thousands of USA Swimming member kids who look up to him as a role model and a hero

Wait who's disappointed??? Seems everyone just found out you can smoke pot and be one of the most successful athletes ever.

JP
02-06-2009, 06:46 AM
Wait who's disappointed???
Ahh, the media is and I'm sure quite a few parents that believe sport figures are role models. I think you have to be asked to be one of those and have the right to say no, just like to drugs :mrgreen: Oh yea, we'll see how the sponsors hold up.

FROGGER
02-06-2009, 08:07 AM
we decided to send a strong message to Michael because he disappointed so many people, particularly the hundreds of thousands of USA Swimming member kids who look up to him as a role model and a hero

Wait who's disappointed??? Seems everyone just found out you can smoke pot and be one of the most successful athletes ever.

Ih8grvty
02-06-2009, 08:35 AM
we decided to send a strong message to Michael because he disappointed so many people, particularly the hundreds of thousands of USA Swimming member kids who look up to him as a role model and a hero

Wait who's disappointed??? Seems everyone just found out you can smoke pot and be one of the most successful athletes ever.

I for one am not disappointed, and i think he should just say fu** you!
maybe he can get a new sponsor, lie the one that Canadian snow boarder picked up a few years ago after testing positive for MJ after winning a gold medal....


http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f306/Reaper17/weedies.jpg

Last Child
02-06-2009, 09:16 AM
Kellogg seems to be the only one that seems to care. Not that loosing that contract is not a huge financial loss to him but I doubt that he will be hurting. All of his other sponsors are standing by him. Also being banned for the next three months of competition is no big deal at all. All that does is give him time to insure his blood and piss test will come out clean. It does absolutely nothing to his swimming career or standing.

Apparently the sheriff of the county he was in is investigating so as to try to try to arrest and prosecute him. What a f'n tool. There is someone trying to get himself in the news. IMO.

I hope the ass bag that sold this picture is happy with himself and it was all worth it too him. I'd like to meet him and kick him right in the nads.http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/774_smiley_getting_kicked_in_the_balls.gif

This should be such a non issue. Stupid marijuana prohibition. His drunk driving citation should be a much bigger issue but since alcohol is legal it barely gets mentioned. This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

If I was still an active toker I'd go out and take a hit and say...This buds for you Michael! http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/211_cool_man_wearing_a_hat_and_smoking_cigar_anima tion.gif

RedMan
02-06-2009, 02:11 PM
Its called the price of fame and he is paying it.