Period

[JP]

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "But what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

[blueeyes]

:lol8:

[JP]

Gotta love that kid :haha:

[KapitanSparrow]

:haha:

[canyonphile]

Awesome. :lol8:

[Sombeech]

That little Johnny sure does get around.

[DiscGo]

:haha:

[Rev. Coyote]

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "But what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

I'm calling my brother to tell him that. That's funny as hell.

Kind of reminds me of an old "Dirty Ernie" joke, but I cannot tell it here...

[JP]

I'm calling my brother to tell him that. That's funny as hell.

Kind of reminds me of an old "Dirty Ernie" joke, but I cannot tell it here...
If you like Little Johnny jokes, you'll laugh at this site :haha:

HOME OF LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES (CLICKY) (http://www.littlejohnnyjoke.com/)

And feel free to PM me the Dirty Ernie joke :lol8:

[KapitanSparrow]

I'm calling my brother to tell him that. That's funny as hell.

Kind of reminds me of an old "Dirty Ernie" joke, but I cannot tell it here...
If you like Little Johnny jokes, you'll laugh at this site :haha:

HOME OF LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES (CLICKY) (http://www.littlejohnnyjoke.com/)

And feel free to PM me the Dirty Ernie joke :lol8:

I'm sure my company has this blocked so I won't even try to click :naughty:

[JP]

No pics, just jokes like this: The only thing I edited was the title in bold print. So, you can see your work just may let you in.


LITTLE JOHNNY: THE MATH WHIZ

Little Johnny returned from school and saying he got an 'F' in Math.

"Why?" asked his father.

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'"

"But that's right!", said his dad, upset at the injustice.

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f*@#%! difference?" asked his dad.

Little Johnny replied "That's exactly what I said!"