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trackrunner
01-29-2009, 08:46 AM
Restroom requiem: 'It was a good toilet' gunned down in line of 'doody'
Centerville hamburger joint offers commode consolation

By Kathy Stephenson

The Salt Lake Tribune

What should you do when your toilet dies in the line of "doody"? Have a funeral, of course.

On Friday at 10 a.m., the Carl's Jr. restaurant in Centerville will have a "moment of silence" for the potty that was destroyed last week when a patron's handgun fell out of the holster and fired as he was hitching up his pants.

The bullet shattered the toilet and sent sharp shards into the man's arm. The 26-year-old, who had a concealed-weapons permit, was treated at the scene for minor injuries.

But the "john" was destroyed, and the national hamburger chain is feeling the loss. "By all accounts, it was a good toilet; reliable and well liked by customers and crew members alike," wrote Brad Haley, executive vice president

The late, well-liked and oft-visited deceased. (Tribune file photo)of Carl's Jr. marketing, in a tongue-in-cheek note posted on the company's Facebook page.

"It seems only fitting to have a formal service to let everyone say goodbye to such a critical member of our team that was in very close contact with the public each and every day," Haley eulogized. "Our thoughts go out to the surviving men's room urinal and porcelain sink. We only hope that the new toilet can fill the void left by its predecessor, but so far it hasn't made much of a splash."

The outpouring from the community has been overwhelming, said Carl's Jr. manager Christian Martinez. "We have received e-mails and cards from all over the country expressing condolences for our loss," he said. "People will have the chance to say

goodbye in their own way at the memorial service."

Employees at the restaurant, 385 N. 800 West, will hand out bottles of Kaboom

DiscGo
01-29-2009, 09:54 AM
:lol8: I actually laughed out loud about this.

blueeyes
01-29-2009, 10:02 AM
:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: Wow. Good thing it hit the toilet and not something live.

I love that they are having a funeral, great publicity!

I want to know if he pooped his pants after the gun went off. I know he just went but dam.

Jaxx
01-29-2009, 10:05 AM
Carl's Jr sure is good at marketing. I am craving a gaucamole bacon $6 burger now.

Scott Card
01-29-2009, 12:31 PM
That is great. :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

Sombeech
01-29-2009, 03:29 PM
If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face

JP
01-29-2009, 09:41 PM
:lol8:

Mtnman1830
01-30-2009, 05:48 AM
Poor thing, I bet it was a gusher after the bullet struck. The vital fluids all over the floor, body parts strewn around. I don't think it had a chance.

Even if a AED was used... no, with all the moisture, electrical appliance, bad idea. I would sue. He could have lived!!!

devo_stevo
01-30-2009, 08:30 AM
The great thing about this is that there was a woman in the bathroom next door and they had to call the ambulance for her because she was so scared she thought she was having a heart attack. :roflol: