Lunch bag prank

[RugerShooter]

One of the guys at work is having problems with other people getting into his lunch bag and taking food out of it. He is looking for some prank to do to them inside his lunch bag. Any ideas??

[asdf]

At an old job a few years back someone kept stealing food out of the break room fridge. After many warnings as missing meals by many employees we set out to get our revenge.

We purchased a Pizza and ate 4 slices then placed it in the fridge. After it cooled a bit we pulled the cheese back and layered the pizza with Daves Insanity Sauce (http://www.davesgourmet.peachhost.com/ct_PRdain.htm) we then wrote on the pizza box "PLEASE DONT EAT MY PIZZA!". The next day one slice was missing and the fridge bandit never struck again.

[DiscGo]

While I was serving an LDS mission in Chile, I lived with a family that had little kids. The kids kept stealing all my candy and I spoke to the parents and they did not believe me. So I went to the pharmacy and bought chocolate ex-lax and opened it and just left it on my dresser. If nobody was stealing from me, than that wouldn't be an issue. Thanks to my ex-lax prank, I discovered that both the boy and his mother had been stealing from me. Hearing them in the restroom was hilarious and to this date was perhaps my most successful prank.

[wojo342]

We had a secretary at work who always brought in treats. We had a guy at work who always ate the treats before anyone else could get to them. Once, for Christmas, she made a "marshmallowy chex mix" but added dried cat food to the mix. He ate the whole batch and didn't seem to notice. The next time, she left out the chex mix and made the entire treat out of the dried cat food. He still ate that without hesitation. The final chapter was the "ex-lax brownies." He ate the whole pan and spent the next two days running to the toilet. After that, we always had plenty of treats to go around the office.

[blueeyes]

Make a tuna fish sandwhich with cat food or just tuna but, put mayo on it with a ton of cayenne pepper mixed in.

Ex-lax brownies for dessert.

I wonder if there is some kinda of food dye you good buy that you could put in the food that would turn the theifs mouth a hideous green color when ingested. Make the teeth a nice slimey green color for a couple of days. That would be funny.

[rockgremlin]

If you know they're EATING the food they steal, then turbo-lax is quite efficient. Other ideas are possibly a pasta salad (or some other pasta) with ipecac syrup mixed in. Or make a yummy dessert and crush 3 or 4 over-the-counter sleeping pills into it. Nighty-night!! :twisted:

If you know they're eating your food, the possibilities are endless.

[rockgremlin]

Here's another idea if you know they're eating your food....get your hands on some Viagra. Crush a Viagra into some apple pie or other yummy looking dessert.

Then go looking for the poor sucker thats pitching a tent in his pants all day! :twisted:

[DiscGo]

Here's another idea if you know they're eating your food....get your hands on some Viagra. Crush a Viagra into some apple pie or other yummy looking dessert.

Then go looking for the poor sucker thats pitching a tent in his pants all day! :twisted:

:roflol:

[Last Child]

Food gags can be great fun but they can also land you in jail or being sued. People are so sue happy these days so I would say be very careful going the route of food tainting. I can recall several news stories over the past few years of people being arrested for the ex-lax trick. But those seemed to be people giving out, or taking to school etc., cookies, brownies and such and not so much trying to catch a thief. If someone gets sick you could find yourself in a pickle.

You could hide a camera and try to get video of it. Being caught on video can be very embarrassing and since it might be considered stealing you got evidence. Or maybe put up a fake camera and a sign that says "Smile food thief. You are on camera." or something.

(edit...took off the dye idea. Probably a really bad contamination possibility)

Personally though I would buy my own personal lockable cooler that I could leave at my desk. I'm not big on using public anythings unless I absolutely have to. People are so disgusting.

[Last Child]

Here's another idea if you know they're eating your food....get your hands on some Viagra. Crush a Viagra into some apple pie or other yummy looking dessert.

Then go looking for the poor sucker thats pitching a tent in his pants all day! :twisted:

:haha: :roflol:

[Sombeech]

The Viagra prank is full of win, if you can get your hands on some.

Somebody there kept eating my Big Macs from Big Mac Monday.

I finally put a layer of toilet paper under the top meat patty. (it was clean)

After trying to get wet toilet paper out of their mouth, and wondering if it was TAINTed (pun intended), they stopped.

I don't think you could get in trouble for tainting your own food. You have no proof that you were intending to hurt anybody else, especially when you have a sign stating it's your food.

[Last Child]

Somebody there kept eating my Big Macs from Big Mac Monday.

I finally put a layer of toilet paper under the top meat patty. (it was clean)

After trying to get wet toilet paper out of their mouth, and wondering if it was TAINTed (pun intended), they stopped.

I don't think you could get in trouble for tainting your own food. You have no proof that you were intending to hurt anybody else, especially when you have a sign stating it's your food.

:haha: Good one!

[Mtnman1830]

A chemical called Methylene Blue will make thier urine turn blue.

A bit, okay, a lot of heat via habenero sauce is always fun, too.

Dog jerky, well, you know.

People help themselves to candy if I have it on my lift at work. I have always wanted to get the Harry Potter jelly beans. They are just nasty.

[James_B_Wads2000]

That's why I only steal sealed cans of coke. :nod:



James

[trackrunner]

A chemical called Methylene Blue will make thier urine turn blue.

Even better if you could find something that turns urine red.


I finally put a layer of toilet paper under the top meat patty. (it was clean)

Good one. Take it a step farther with an unrapped condom.

Like the cat food/dog food ideas also.

[RugerShooter]

Somebody there kept eating my Big Macs from Big Mac Monday.
I finally put a layer of toilet paper under the top meat patty. (it was clean)


We know who it is and I guess they are not eating anything unless he leaves it over night. Just going threw his bag and it's annoying the hell out of him.

[Last Child]

The Viagra prank is full of win, if you can get your hands on some.

I don't know man? If the perp has a heart condition you could end up killing them or causing a heart attack. I'd stay away from any type of drugs whatsoever. :nod:

In my younger daze I might have been up for going the drug route but I'd have said go balls out and leave them a slice or two of shroomer pizza.
http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm373/Murt30/homer_drooling2.gif
Mmmmmmmm, shroomer pizza

Or maybe even maybe take them a step

[Last Child]

Here's another idea if you know they're eating your food....get your hands on some Viagra. Crush a Viagra into some apple pie or other yummy looking dessert.

Then go looking for the poor sucker thats pitching a tent in his pants all day! :twisted:

"If you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours tell your doctor."


Are you kidding me? I'm telling everyone! :haha:

[donny h]

Syrup.

Of.

Ipecac.

[Iceaxe]

A chemical called Methylene Blue will make thier urine turn blue.

A bit, okay, a lot of heat via habenero sauce is always fun, too.

Dog jerky, well, you know.

Sweet.... I had a GF bake Methylene Blue into some brownies when I was about 18. I was racing Supercross at the time and she passed them out in the pits to all the racers and tuners.... The track had one of those big troughs you see in old stadiums where the guys just line up and pee into the trough... funny as hell watching the expression on guys faces when they would start to go and it would come out blue..... :haha: Even funnier was looking at others standing at the trough staring at the guy peeing blue.... :roflol:

I used to keep a canister of jerky on my kitchen counter. I had a buddy that would come over to my house and eat the entire canister all the time.... so one day I filled the cannister with dog jerky.... the guy never blinked as he ate every piece of jerky.... afterwards I asked him what he thought of the jerky and he said it was a little dry but other than that it was alright.... that's when I informed him my dog though the same thing... :five:

:popcorn:

[DiscGo]

Ipecac.


Wow! Don't mess with Donny :haha:

[Sombeech]

On my LDS mission in London, I'd get "American" treats sent over like Pringles (before they were available over there).

Some other missionaries would come over and start going through our cupboards because they knew we had the goods.

I ate all of my pringles, but left that paper seal on top, so when the cap was put back on, it looked brand new.

I pooped in there.

So they came over one time while we were home, and started rummaging through the cabinets. One of them picked up the can, the weight was about right, and he popped the top.

He looked in there, just about to reach in, and got a strange peering look in his eyes. Then the smell hit him, about 6 inches from his face.

"There's poo in here. Did you know there's poo in here?" The most puzzling look on his face has never been topped. Either I had bought some poo in a can, or I had intentionally been storing poo in the cabinet. Why in the world would somebody do that?

He calmly placed the lid back on the can, with disappointment.

[Cirrus2000]

I finally put a layer of toilet paper under the top meat patty. (it was clean)

Good one. Take it a step farther with an unrapped condom.
:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

That? The best!!!

[Sombeech]

Good one. Take it a step farther with an unrapped condom.
If it's Calamari they might not know the difference

[JP]

:haha: Any type of bodily fluids mixed in with the meal, like tuna and :roflol:

[Last Child]

On my LDS mission in London, I'd get "American" treats sent over like Pringles (before they were available over there).

Some other missionaries would come over and start going through our cupboards because they knew we had the goods.

I ate all of my pringles, but left that paper seal on top, so when the cap was put back on, it looked brand new.

I pooped in there.

So they came over one time while we were home, and started rummaging through the cabinets. One of them picked up the can, the weight was about right, and he popped the top.

He looked in there, just about to reach in, and got a strange peering look in his eyes. Then the smell hit him, about 6 inches from his face.

"There's poo in here. Did you know there's poo in here?" The most puzzling look on his face has never been topped. Either I had bought some poo in a can, or I had intentionally been storing poo in the cabinet. Why in the world would somebody do that?

He calmly placed the lid back on the can, with disappointment.

I T W J C W D?

:haha: :haha:

[donny h]

Wow! Don't mess with Donny :haha:

Oh you can mostly mess with me, I'm good like that.
















Just don't mess with my food. :twisted:

Ipecac.

Do it.

Mystery solved.

[accadacca]

In a former life rockgremlin and I put a lid in a customers burger. I don't remember if they ever came back but you can imagine biting into a plastic lid. :lol8:

I am sure I could think of dozens of other stories from those days...

Another time we went to a former employer (burger joint) and shut off their power during rush hour. :naughty: They added a lock to their exterior power box after that...

[Deathcricket]

There is this hot sauce called "da bomb" and if they get a single drop in their mouth they will never never never steal food again. There are lots of vids in youtube of people trying it.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gPqR7u54nx0&feature=related

:lol8:

[skianddive]

Good one. Take it a step farther with an unrapped condom.
If you do go this route, make sure you put a couple squirts of liquid soap in the tip end of the condom for realism - and maximum gross out! :nod: