Dane Cook - Restrooms

[blueeyes]

Ok I fell off my chair laughing had to share.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVXFRZmqeCs

[Deathcricket]

:roflol:

He forgot to mention the old guy who stands too close and tries to chat it up. Thank god for those dividers or he'd be way in my personal space. Don't talk to me, don't look at me, just let me pee and leave, ok dude?

[blueeyes]

Dane Cook is funny but Dane + stick figures that is priceless.

[JP]

:haha:

[KapitanSparrow]

Why would you sit down on one of those seats? Yikes! I dislike public restrooms but I do have fond memories of the restroom at my job back in New York. It was clean and not too frequently visited. Some good fellow even brough lysol so we could spray the seat before each use :2thumbs: Ah the good old days.

But there were bad times too. On my way back from Las Vegas I had to really "go" so I stopped at an old gas station in Nephi. Ran into the men's room and it was fcuking disgusting, no way I could do my business there. So I had no choice and went into the ladies room, hoping that I could lock the bathroom from the inside and do my business. Of course the lock was not working so I had to decide whether to shit my pants or go into one of the cabins and let it go, risking an encounter with a lady, heh. And I had a massive hangover too. Long story short, I really didn't have time to read or anything. Thankfully I was able to get out of there before someone came in, heh.

[Scott Card]

My little secret is that when on the road, and I have to "go" I find a government building. Granted that means I am traveling during business hours. But the bathrooms are usually clean and not frequented often. City buildings or courts are a favorite. Heck we all pay taxes, lets actually reap a benefit by using federal toilet paper and federal soap. (isn't it fun to put the word "federal" before a noun. It makes it sound so important!) I stay far away from gas stations if I can help it. :2thumbs: