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Iceaxe
11-16-2008, 03:04 PM
A little boy and his mother were walking through a Provo cemetery, when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies a BYU graduate and a good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"

A guy in a Salt Lake City bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a BYU joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am a BYU Graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is a BYU Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he is also a BYU Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"


It was reported that the BYU Football Coach Bronco Mendanhall will only be dressing 20 players for the Utah game ...the rest of the players will have to dress themselves!


Did you hear that the BYU library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed... the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books yet!


What's the only sign of intelligent life in Provo? Salt Lake City: 54 Miles


What does the average BYU student get on his SAT? Drool


How do you get a BYU Graduate off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza


What did the BYU grad say to the Utah grad? "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"


A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." "But, I'm a BYU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how."


A BYU football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out an unplugged the horse just in time.

Go Utes!

CarpeyBiggs
11-16-2008, 03:26 PM
Ah yes, Iceaxe trying to talk smack again. I would respond, but I'll just refer you to last year's thread, where Ice got his ass handed to him in the smack arena. (Even using some of the same jokes, very nice...)

http://www.bogley.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9330

Your smack is weak, but welcome back to posting again. But, that said, at least everyone knows Utah is actually fielding a decent team this year. Their fan base doesn't have to resort to regurgitating jokes from 1988, like the last couple years.

Iceaxe
11-16-2008, 04:26 PM
Don't get your Cougar skinned thong in a wad..... just trying to add a little excitement around this place.... Or maybe you wouldn't understand as the smack yak is a heterosexual thing.

:five:

http://uutah.com/forum/files/bitchslapped1.gif

shlingdawg
11-16-2008, 06:00 PM
Friends don't let friends be Cougar fans. :lol8:

What do you have against Washington State?

Nice diversion tactic. It's nice to see a BYU fan disassociating himself from his team. That's pride right there!!! Thick and thin baby! Thick and thin!!!! :mrgreen:

Ice: I'd like to let you know that I always appreciate jokes, even if they are the same from last year - I get a chuckle out of them. They just wouldn't be so funny if they weren't true. :haha:

CarpeyBiggs
11-17-2008, 08:04 AM
Or maybe you wouldn't understand as the smack yak is a heterosexual thing.

:five:

Ha. When your smack is weak, just call your opponents gay. Here, let me try. This is what I call real "yak smack."

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/holyhabanero/6064775.jpg

Iceaxe
11-17-2008, 08:40 AM
The difference between Utah and BYU fans...

CarpeyBiggs
11-17-2008, 08:51 AM
Nice one Ice. Funny and true. But I think you forgot to show the context of where that thong came from. This should help...

http://i35.tinypic.com/33tt4m0.jpg

And here is the more accurate scale...

http://i35.tinypic.com/5esqw3.jpg

Deathcricket
11-17-2008, 08:55 AM
:roflol:

shlingdawg
11-17-2008, 09:05 AM
I'll admit. THAT was funny. :roflol:

Kent K25
11-17-2008, 10:58 AM
Friends don't let friends be Cougar fans. :lol8:

What do you have against Washington State?

Nice diversion tactic. It's nice to see a BYU fan disassociating himself from his team. That's pride right there!!! Thick and thin baby! Thick and thin!!!! :mrgreen:


That one was pretty weak. I throw in some humor and you try to turn it on me? I thought it was the BYU guys who have no fun? You can't even get a joke.

shlingdawg
11-17-2008, 11:37 AM
Friends don't let friends be Cougar fans. :lol8:

What do you have against Washington State?

Nice diversion tactic. It's nice to see a BYU fan disassociating himself from his team. That's pride right there!!! Thick and thin baby! Thick and thin!!!! :mrgreen:


That one was pretty weak. I throw in some humor and you try to turn it on me? I thought it was the BYU guys who have no fun? You can't even get a joke.

Notice the :mrgreen: ? Did you see it, yeah, the big :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: ???

Just in case you missed it:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Kent K25
11-18-2008, 09:29 AM
Friends don't let friends be Cougar fans. :lol8:

What do you have against Washington State?

Nice diversion tactic. It's nice to see a BYU fan disassociating himself from his team. That's pride right there!!! Thick and thin baby! Thick and thin!!!! :mrgreen:


That one was pretty weak. I throw in some humor and you try to turn it on me? I thought it was the BYU guys who have no fun? You can't even get a joke.

Notice the :mrgreen: ? Did you see it, yeah, the big :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: ???

Just in case you missed it:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

And AGAIN....you can't even get a joke. This is a vicious cycle here...

Kent K25
11-18-2008, 12:12 PM
In addition to the previous picture...looks like none of these Utes can figure out which private parts they want to rub together. Although they do seem to agree that when rubbing privates with another man it must be done while in the air.

CarpeyBiggs
11-18-2008, 12:49 PM
and the all time classic...

Scott Card
11-18-2008, 02:29 PM
A man with a camera who knows how to use it. :lol8:

Iceaxe
11-18-2008, 03:07 PM
:popcorn:

accadacca
11-18-2008, 07:26 PM
Recycled stuff again. BYU might need the "lord" to step in again. :lol8:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H_azY1iPr9U

Kent K25
11-19-2008, 10:19 AM
Why is the girl in the 2nd to last picture flipping off her friend? :ne_nau:

Iceaxe
11-19-2008, 02:31 PM
Nice one Ice. Funny and true. But I think you forgot to show the context of where that thong came from.

Here ya go crappy.... in "context".... :lol8:

Iceaxe
11-19-2008, 02:40 PM
I think it's about time to start tailgating..... :friday:

No matter what happens this weekend one fact still remains.... BYU fans totally suck at tailgating. :five:

savanna3313
11-19-2008, 02:46 PM
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CarpeyBiggs
11-19-2008, 03:32 PM
Ice, I almost feel bad talking smack with you. You make it too easy. What you are doing is not smack, it is more like playing "i'm rubber, you're glue."

Let's take a look at your "context." Your posts are all over the place. One minute, you are posting beautiful pictures of BYU coeds, and the next posting pictures of chubby Utah chicks flipping off their friends. The next post, you try to imply that BYU coeds are fat, when in fact, your previous posts have shown the BYU girls to be quite good looking. Then, you post a picture of a fat girl in a thong, when we've already established that BYU girls don't wear thongs. I'm confused.

And once the fat chick card has been played, you can't simply change the fat chicks around and then say "I know you are but what am I?" It's mindless.

CarpeyBiggs
11-19-2008, 03:34 PM
Tailgate smack? TAILGATE smack? You can't be serious? TAILGATING????


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYAIW_NUSaI

Iceaxe
11-19-2008, 04:19 PM
You can't be serious? TAILGATING????

I should have known that tailgating was beyond your realm of comprehension...

Hey Crappy... just curious... was your bus shorter than the other buses at your school???

:cool2:

Iceaxe
11-19-2008, 04:34 PM
I think some of you Zoobies might be jealous you don't have an Octobong to tailgate with.... :roflol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=836nBgPzOI4

CarpeyBiggs
11-19-2008, 04:41 PM
I think some of you Zoobies might be jealous you don't have an Octobong to tailgate with.... :roflol:



That was the most boring video I could possibly imagine. Did anyone there even know how to use that thing?

I'll bet this guy does...

http://www.bogley.com/forum/files/byu105.jpg

Again Ice, try and keep a consistent theme here. Either zoobs drink or they don't.

Iceaxe
11-19-2008, 04:51 PM
BYU Football Highlights vs TCU :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4m0vdF7kAg

CarpeyBiggs
11-19-2008, 06:26 PM
Well done Axe. That is good smack. Now I have nothing to resort to, except personal attacks. I wasn't sure you were going to figure it out... Dammit!

trackrunner
11-21-2008, 09:59 AM
Ok you two why don't you back up your mouth.

Carpy if the Y fails to win then you and I will canyoneer Deer Creek next fall.

Ice if the U fails to win then you and i will canyoneer Entrajo, Granary, Pleaides, and other Moab canyons.

Now that's a hedged bet.

:lol8:

CarpeyBiggs
11-21-2008, 10:45 AM
Carpy if the Y fails to win then you and I will canyoneer Deer Creek next fall.
Ha! Win or lose my man. I'll be in Zion/St. George for a week starting Monday. We can run something then, if you want.


Ice if the U fails to win then you and i will canyoneer Entrajo, Granary, Pleaides, and other Moab canyons.
Does Ice still do canyons? I think his wife pulled the plug... :roflol:

trackrunner
11-21-2008, 11:38 AM
Carpy if the Y fails to win then you and I will canyoneer Deer Creek next fall.
Ha! Win or lose my man. I'll be in Zion/St. George for a week starting Monday. We can run something then, if you want.


I will be heading down to the SW Utah for Thanksgiving weekend.

Wasn't quite sure what I was going to do. Had some ideas but nothing set in stone yet.





Ice if the U fails to win then you and i will canyoneer Entrajo, Granary, Pleaides, and other Moab canyons.
Does Ice still do canyons? I think his wife pulled the plug... :roflol:

:lol8: He has been MIA for quite some time.

Iceaxe
11-21-2008, 01:09 PM
:lol8: He has been MIA for quite some time.

Hey, I'm not some one trick pony.... I've just been indulging a few of my other passions lately...

Not many gear heads on this forum to trade wit and wisdom with....

KapitanSparrow
11-21-2008, 05:06 PM
Come on guys :haha: If you really hate each other why don't you arrange a meet up and resolve your differences this way:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N13czdiwPVw

:haha: Soccer hools :popcorn:

oldno7
11-22-2008, 06:54 AM
Kapitan
I like you more all the time :nod:
Our entire country should do that(dems vs, rep)
Winner take all, no rules.

And before anyone says the dems might win--
consider the rep. have Arnold and Chuck Norris. :roll: :lol8:

savanna3313
11-22-2008, 10:59 AM
And before anyone says the dems might win--
consider the rep. have Arnold and Chuck Norris. :roll: :lol8:

Don't forget all the members of the NRA! :haha:

oldno7
11-22-2008, 11:36 AM
And before anyone says the dems might win--
consider the rep. have Arnold and Chuck Norris. :roll: :lol8:

Don't forget all the members of the NRA! :haha:

Ahhh yes that we do.

:2thumbs:

ah lets get ready to ruuumblllllllle :rockon:

FROGGER
11-22-2008, 09:35 PM
WHAT MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID....

GO UTES!!!

The UTES beat the Y like a red headed step child....How does that loss taste...

Kent K25
11-22-2008, 11:59 PM
If it hadn't been expected it it might taste worse.

I watched the game with a bunch of Ute fans....all game they were nervous and I was hopeful....then the 4th quarter happened. YIKES!

Utah's defense looked good. What I can't understand is why Hall made the decisions he did? He was never pressured very hard on the INT plays. And that one right before the half...there wasn't a BYU receiver in site!

Good game Utes.

accadacca
11-23-2008, 11:49 AM
What a night. The atmosphere was just awesome. BYU did freak me out for a while. It was basically Collie vs. the Utes with a little running game mixed in. Collie is going to make a great receiver at the next level. Man is he FAST!

What drives me nutz is the delusional cougs fans that can never give credit where due credit is due. (Not on bogley but others boards.)

They say the better team didn't win. :roll: Look, the defense made Max Hall throw those picks and they stripped the ball during the fumble. I forget how many tipped balls the defense caused and they also should of had a few other picks. Max hall did have a bad game but hell the defense was the major reason for this. Some of the coug fans need to lay off the pipe. :bandit2:

CarpeyBiggs
11-23-2008, 12:10 PM
Agreed. You'd have to be up in the night if you don't believe Utah's coaching staff embarrassed BYU last night. Utah was well prepared, and their defense was completely on cue. BYU is just too predictable, and too vanilla.

I'd put BYU's athletes up against the U's anytime. Unfortunately, a team isn't just about athletes. Props to Utah for putting the whole package together.

Good luck in the BCS. Not sure who I want to see you play. Maybe 'Bama? Utah will kill any ACC or Big Easy team, methinks. I'd love to see a competitive game with the big boys. And yeah, I'll be rooting for the U.

shlingdawg
11-24-2008, 07:56 AM
It's refreshing to see some classy remarks from Y fans. Seriously. Well done boys. Well done. :2thumbs:

Mooseman70
11-24-2008, 08:40 AM
Congrats, Utes, on a good game and a great season. I don't know why BYU went away from the running game, 'cause they were hanging in there until the 4th quarter. Max Hall......what on earth were you doing out there in the 4th? :eek2:

Oh well.... there's always next year, right? :popcorn:

Kent K25
11-24-2008, 08:37 PM
Like I said in the BCS thread. I just hope the predictions hold and they give them a shot at a tough/proven team. They deserve a big game.

french_de
11-25-2008, 11:09 AM
Congrats, Utes, on a good game and a great season. I don't know why BYU went away from the running game, 'cause they were hanging in there until the 4th quarter. Max Hall......what on earth were you doing out there in the 4th? :eek2:

Oh well.... there's always next year, right? :popcorn:
Can't resist one last parting shot......

Kent K25
11-25-2008, 12:14 PM
My wife sent me that one this morning too. HILARIOUS. Even if he is my favorite College player, only an idiot would say that's not funny.

Iceaxe
11-25-2008, 01:35 PM
And in case you missed it.... here are all six turnovers....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1AewMuz41g

oldno7
11-25-2008, 04:35 PM
Even Hitler is mad at Max


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6CROOR2QN8&

Iceaxe
11-25-2008, 05:28 PM
:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

Where is our reward for living righteous? :five:

:popcorn:

trackrunner
11-25-2008, 10:02 PM
Even Hitler is mad at Max


That makes sence now. No wonder BYU has improved vs years past. I guess we know who has really be calling the shots at the Y. :lol8:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HqZvghNo_SI/SSy7z9Fm7SI/AAAAAAAADRQ/peN7gJppCfE/s400/collie1.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HqZvghNo_SI/SSy70gHgNlI/AAAAAAAADRg/JnfYUZ6OVPo/s400/collie4.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HqZvghNo_SI/SSy7z77r8RI/AAAAAAAADRY/onokBbGFNeI/s400/collie2.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HqZvghNo_SI/SSy702uhDiI/AAAAAAAADRo/aPpv-e9kTTU/s400/collie3.jpg

http://www.igregor.net/uploads/CollieBook.jpg

Scott Card
11-25-2008, 10:15 PM
Even Hitler is mad at Max


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6CROOR2QN8& :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: Dang, I'm a true BYU fan and that was too funny. :lol8:

Kent K25
11-26-2008, 09:15 AM
Ok, those are all fairly funny, except this one...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HqZvghNo_SI/SSy7z9Fm7SI/AAAAAAAADRQ/peN7gJppCfE/s400/collie1.jpg

TCU is the one that knocked us out of the BCS, a win vs. Utah wouldn't have put us back in the BCS, it would have put Boise in.

Just splitting hairs here, but Utah didn't take the BCS shot from us.