KapitanSparrow
10-10-2008, 10:05 AM
It's a really slow news day as far as Foxnews is concerned so I had to turn to NYP, heh.
Really, crime doesn't pay.
A thief in the Detroit suburb of Warren walked away from a robbery with his wallet $30 lighter after his victim wrestled him to the ground and emptied his pockets.
The victim had intended only to take back the $50 the thief had stolen, but then figured, hey, what the heck? - and relieved his attacker of all his dough. The mugger then ran off.
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It's a modern day wet nurse.
A Chinese man has been selling his wife's excess breast milk online because he doesn't want it to go to waste.
Li Jun, of Hanyang, insisted he wasn't trying to make a profit.
"If a family is in poverty, we can provide them the milk for free," he said.
Really, crime doesn't pay.
A thief in the Detroit suburb of Warren walked away from a robbery with his wallet $30 lighter after his victim wrestled him to the ground and emptied his pockets.
The victim had intended only to take back the $50 the thief had stolen, but then figured, hey, what the heck? - and relieved his attacker of all his dough. The mugger then ran off.
****
It's a modern day wet nurse.
A Chinese man has been selling his wife's excess breast milk online because he doesn't want it to go to waste.
Li Jun, of Hanyang, insisted he wasn't trying to make a profit.
"If a family is in poverty, we can provide them the milk for free," he said.