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KapitanSparrow
10-09-2008, 08:11 AM
A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.
The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."

After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.

Don
10-09-2008, 08:13 AM
He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.


I may need counseling for just reading that story...

JP
10-09-2008, 08:15 AM
:eek2: :eek2:

What did the fish think, that warm golden stream was the gateway to the Pearly, I mean Algae Gates :lol8:

KapitanSparrow
10-09-2008, 08:32 AM
I just can't imagine how a fish, even at 1.5 cm wide, could get in there. I don't buy the boy's story, heh. He went to the bathroom while holding to fish, heh. Yeah right. :roflol:

JP
10-09-2008, 08:48 AM
I've heard of stories like that before, but usually the people were swimming in a river/pond/lake and when they pee, the fish hit the hole :haha: Not in the North America, but Asia and other continents.

Kent K25
10-09-2008, 11:37 AM
I just can't imagine how a fish, even at 1.5 cm wide, could get in there. I don't buy the boy's story, heh. He went to the bathroom while holding to fish, heh. Yeah right. :roflol:

Agreed....and it had to swim against the current too!

Jaxx
10-09-2008, 01:10 PM
I think by slipped out he really means was shoved up there. People are wierdos.

KapitanSparrow
10-09-2008, 01:11 PM
I think by slipped out he really means was shoved up there. People are wierdos.

Yeah, I understand slipping your penis into something but something into yer penis is just horrible! :nono:

Jaxx
10-09-2008, 01:14 PM
"into something" that is some insight I would rather not know :roflol:

KapitanSparrow
10-09-2008, 01:24 PM
I meant into something worth slipping it into, obviously, ehh. :haha:

Jaxx
10-09-2008, 01:34 PM
obviously :roflol:

LOAH
10-10-2008, 06:31 AM
Although I don't buy this story one bit, there is a type of fish in the Amazon that is very skinny and attracted by the smell of urine.

I guess it *tastes* the urine in the water, finds its source, and then swims up the urethra. The tiny scales on the fish allow forward progress, but catch on the sides when you attempt to pull the fish out.

The only way to remove them is surgical.

Don't pee in the Amazon while submerged.

blueeyes
10-10-2008, 06:44 AM
Although I don't buy this story one bit, there is a type of fish in the Amazon that is very skinny and attracted by the smell of urine.

I guess it *tastes* the urine in the water, finds its source, and then swims up the urethra. The tiny scales on the fish allow forward progress, but catch on the sides when you attempt to pull the fish out.

The only way to remove them is surgical.

Don't pee in the Amazon while submerged.

watch medicenman w/ sean connery (one of my favorite movies) it has a scene about this little fish

JP
10-10-2008, 07:34 AM
Don't pee in the Amazon while submerged.
I knew I heard of that before, must be a fisherman thing :lol8:

accadacca
10-10-2008, 09:05 AM
GOLDEN SHOWER! :lol8: