Olympic Commentary

[sparker1]

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing m edal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

[KapitanSparrow]

:roflol: :five:

[bbennett]

:lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

[RugerShooter]

OH my hell, I needed a good laugh :roflol:

[greyhair biker]

Oh DAMN that's funny stuff right there :roflol: :roflol: :lol8:

[FROGGER]

Good stuff... HAHAHAHA

[accadacca]

:roflol:

[denaliguide]

i just shot milk out my nose. :roflol:

[shlingdawg]

That's some good stuff right there. :2thumbs: :haha:

[bbennett]

I just hear Mick and Allen on KBER reciting those on my way home from the trail. Way to beat them to the punch. :2thumbs: