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kaptain
07-07-2008, 01:38 PM
Guys who drive Prious.

:roflol:

JP
07-07-2008, 02:07 PM
:lol8:

Jaxx
07-07-2008, 02:15 PM
prius

Iceaxe
07-07-2008, 02:48 PM
It may not look manly but it could be worse.... it could be a Yaris. :lol8:

http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/yaris.jpg

Don
07-07-2008, 02:53 PM
prius

something your trying to tell us Jaxx?

Jaxx
07-07-2008, 02:56 PM
prius

something your trying to tell us Jaxx?

no way man. Just spell checking for my fellow bogleyite.

Gutpiler_Utahn
07-07-2008, 03:01 PM
It may not look manly but it could be worse.... it could be a Yaris. :lol8:

http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/yaris.jpg

Wow... That's the biggest micro machine I've ever seen. :haha:

DiscGo
07-07-2008, 03:58 PM
Wow... That's the biggest micro machine I've ever seen. :haha:

:roflol:

James_B_Wads2000
07-07-2008, 04:52 PM
Guys who drive Prious.

:roflol:

What exactly is so funny?

http://www.bogley.com/forum/files/1b__large_.jpg


James

rockgremlin
07-07-2008, 05:00 PM
You know what I find even funnier? Guys who drive 3/4 ton Diesel trucks.



How's that $5.00 diesel treatin ya? :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: Sucker!

Deathcricket
07-07-2008, 06:06 PM
You know what I find even funnier? Guys who drive 3/4 ton Diesel trucks.



How's that $5.00 diesel treatin ya? :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: Sucker!

Now that it funny! Alsow kindah funnie on the spellin fer shur.

Serious question since a couple guys actually drive them. I rented one last week and it had a weird problem. You had to press the "start" button 3x. The first time everything would turn on but it wouldn't go into any gear but neutral. Then you pressed it again and it would turn off, then the 2nd time you turned it on it would drive fine. Was that a defect or did I have to do something like hold it down for 3 seconds or what? It only happened when it had been sitting for more than an hour I noticed. Not when I parked and got back in.

They drive awesome though and it got insanely good gas mileage. I was really impressed with it. Kinda ugly but handles like a dream.

James_B_Wads2000
07-07-2008, 08:52 PM
Serious question since a couple guys actually drive them. I rented one last week and it had a weird problem. You had to press the "start" button 3x. The first time everything would turn on but it wouldn't go into any gear but neutral. Then you pressed it again and it would turn off, then the 2nd time you turned it on it would drive fine. Was that a defect or did I have to do something like hold it down for 3 seconds or what? It only happened when it had been sitting for more than an hour I noticed. Not when I parked and got back in.

They drive awesome though and it got insanely good gas mileage. I was really impressed with it. Kinda ugly but handles like a dream.

I just put my foot on the brake and press start. You don't have to hold it but you also can't just flick or press it fast.

Without foot on brake pressing start once is a kin to turning your key to the radio position. Pressing it a second will turn on the accessories (windows, AC fan) Pressing a third without foot on brake will turn it off.


James

LOAH
07-07-2008, 10:18 PM
What exactly is so funny?

http://www.bogley.com/forum/files/1b__large_.jpg


James

Your model has a flat. :nod:

I like gas mileage, but for a so-called "Green" car, it supposedly hauls around a toxic brew. I hear they cost a ton of money to repair too.

What ever happened to the Metro? :lol8:

Can't beat a 3 cylinder Suzuki engine.

Deathcricket
07-08-2008, 06:51 AM
I just put my foot on the brake and press start. You don't have to hold it but you also can't just flick or press it fast.

Without foot on brake pressing start once is a kin to turning your key to the radio position. Pressing it a second will turn on the accessories (windows, AC fan) Pressing a third without foot on brake will turn it off.


James

I probably didn't put my foot on the brake then. Kinda like my civic you have to push the clutch in before it will start.
:lol8:

kaptain
07-10-2008, 05:36 PM
What exactly is so funny?

http://www.bogley.com/forum/files/1b__large_.jpg


Look at that, A little car to keep your penis in when you drive your Prius.

:roflol: :lol8: :roflol: :lol8:

JP
07-10-2008, 10:32 PM
What exactly is so funny?


Guys who drive Prious.

:roflol:
:lol8: :lol8:

rockgremlin
07-11-2008, 05:54 AM
Yup...hilarious.


http://www.iaconoresearch.com/BlogImages/08-05-22e_five_dollar_gas.jpg

James_B_Wads2000
07-11-2008, 06:59 AM
Here is some more hilarity!

http://www.bogley.com/forum/files/best_tank_yet_.jpg

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:


James

rockgremlin
07-11-2008, 07:55 AM
Who's up for a good laugh?

http://localfuture.org/charts/20080301/20080301usaGasolinePricesWissner50.jpg


:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

If you can put your fragile male ego back in your pants, you stand to save a boatload of cash in fuel costs.

JP
07-13-2008, 10:39 PM
If you can put your fragile male ego back in your pants, you stand to save a boatload of cash in fuel costs.
I don't drive a 2500 and I can afford the fuel :mrgreen:

greyhair biker
07-14-2008, 11:45 AM
I have two geo metros....well, my sons have them now :roll: I don't drive my truck anymore, my jeep stays in town, my nissan sentra stays in the garage. :ne_nau:....oh wait....I can't drive....oh well :lol8:

Deathcricket
07-14-2008, 01:05 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/07/15/INGHKQVEIM1.DTL&type=printable


Virtue may be its own reward -- but as any self-respecting Prius Progressive can attest, the payoffs of hybrid ownership don't stop there. Beyond the gas pump savings, the tax breaks, the entree to carpool lanes, the freedom to park without feeding meters and the aura of cool kinship with Hollywood hybriders such as Leonardo DiCaprio and Cameron Diaz, comes something more visceral.

WOW I wanna be cool like Leo! Sign me up.

James_B_Wads2000
07-14-2008, 04:45 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/07/15/INGHKQVEIM1.DTL&type=printable

WOW I wanna be cool like Leo! Sign me up.

I didn

KapitanSparrow
07-15-2008, 05:33 AM
Well said, James.

Iceaxe
07-15-2008, 11:03 AM
Has anyone ever been laid in the back seat of a Prius? :nono:

Enough said... :haha:

:five:

Screw the cost of gas.... I'm ordering a new Camero..... and I'm ordering it with the LT2 :2thumbs:

http://www.autobytel.com/images/Concepts/Chevrolet/Camero/400/Chevrolet_Camero_Concept_exfrpass342.jpg

RedMan
07-15-2008, 11:43 AM
My BioD is looking cheap these days. But I'm going SVO in a few weeks.

"Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"

"Sure, filler up with non-hydrogenated oil from the fryer please".

"Of course and thats free today, thanks for taking it."

"Any time".

My F250 is getting cheaper to drive every day.

Only problem is the girls following me around are not exactly svelt.

DiscGo
07-15-2008, 12:11 PM
Has anyone ever been laid in the back seat of a Prius? :nono:

Enough said... :haha:


:roflol:

JP
07-15-2008, 12:24 PM
Has anyone ever been laid in the back seat of a Prius? :nono:

Enough said... :haha:


:roflol:
I'm surprised you weren't offended by him saying laid :haha:
Here, let me see if I can offend you on this one and keep your streak alive. The Prius is a girly car. This is the reason guys get their balls busted for driving one and really gets the jokes flying when they attempt to defend why they are driving such a girly car. So, when a guy is driving the Prius the only thing he's missing is a *o*k in his mouth :lol8: Now that's funny :lol8: I heard that joke today :lol8:

Mooseman70
07-15-2008, 01:37 PM
My BioD is looking cheap these days. But I'm going SVO in a few weeks.

"Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"

"Sure, filler up with non-hydrogenated oil from the fryer please".

"Of course and thats free today, thanks for taking it."

"Any time".

My F250 is getting cheaper to drive every day.

Only problem is the girls following me around are not exactly svelt.


Quit driving around BYU and that should become less of a problem! :lol8: Gotta love them BYU co-eds.

savanna3313
07-15-2008, 02:36 PM
Gosh......I would think the car was actually named for men since the name "Prius" brings to mind (at least mine anyway) the Greek god of procreation "Priapos". :ne_nau:

JP
07-15-2008, 03:19 PM
Gosh......I would think the car was actually named for men since the name "Prius" brings to mind (at least mine anyway) the Greek god of procreation "Priapos". :ne_nau:
If that were true, I guess even Toyota knew this little car would need all the help in the world to promote it across the gender base :haha:

rockgremlin
07-15-2008, 04:02 PM
I think this comic strip about sums it all up...

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w304/QuirkyTonya/HummerComic.jpg


Now that's some funny shit right there! :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

kaptain
07-15-2008, 04:13 PM
You ever hear a Prius as it drives by?
It goes "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gay"!
And when it idles, it goes "Homohomohomo...."

JP
07-15-2008, 04:44 PM
I think this comic strip about sums it all up...
Aweeeeeh, Rock drives a cute little car :lol8: It's always those little car drivers that bring up things like the size of one's manhood :haha: That's OK Rock, I'm more than happy with what I drive and drive with :lol8: The last time I checked, a Pirus cannot haul anything but groceries. Just not for me, I have no use for a chick magnet like the Pirus. I'll stick with my 1-ton rolling coal all over your windshield...you're not passing it. Sit back and breathe in all that exhaust :lol8:

rockgremlin
07-15-2008, 08:40 PM
I think this comic strip about sums it all up...
Aweeeeeh, Rock drives a cute little car :lol8: It's always those little car drivers that bring up things like the size of one's manhood :haha: That's OK Rock, I'm more than happy with what I drive and drive with :lol8: The last time I checked, a Pirus cannot haul anything but groceries. Just not for me, I have no use for a chick magnet like the Pirus. I'll stick with my 1-ton rolling coal all over your windshield...you're not passing it. Sit back and breathe in all that exhaust :lol8:

:lol8: Not so fast. I don't drive a Prius. You might have seen my post a few months ago titled: "BOYCOTT TOYOTA HYBRIDS!!!"

I used to drive one, until the hybrid tranny blew up and the repairs were somewhere in the vicinity of $5000.00 bucks!!

All jokes about sexual preference and penis size aside, I am a big proponent of progressive change. I like the idea of newer and cleaner technology. The cars we drive today operate on a technology conceived a century ago. I believe we can do better. The hybrid technology is far from perfect, but at least it's a start towards something better.

Deathcricket
07-29-2008, 07:07 PM
More hilarity. A car you can buy and it doesn't depreciate. It actually goes up in value due to high demand. Sorry couldnt resist bringing up this thread again.
:haha:

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2008/07/supply-and-dema.html
The value consumers place on goods and services often is a matter of simple economics. When demand is high and supply low, relative worth heads north. This fundamental truth from our friend Adam Smith couldn

JP
07-29-2008, 08:12 PM
I used to drive one, until the hybrid tranny blew up and the repairs were somewhere in the vicinity of $5000.00 bucks!!

All jokes about sexual preference and penis size aside, I am a big proponent of progressive change. I like the idea of newer and cleaner technology.
I now vaguely remember that :nod: Diesels are getting cleaner and getting more mileage out of them. I'll stick with the diesels, since I need a vehicle to tow and haul things. The new 6.7L Cummins are more efficient than the 5.9L that I have. Mine has only 54,000 on it, way too early to be thinking of a new one :haha: So, there has been a lot of progression where diesels are concerned and they continue to make them even more efficient.

James_B_Wads2000
07-29-2008, 08:30 PM
A Prius purchased earlier this year will command a resale price higher than the original sticker price.

Hey that's me!, let's party!
http://btjdesign.com/emoticons/rainbowdance.gif http://btjdesign.com/emoticons/intheclub.gif


There is some on KSL.com of the same year with more mile that they are asking $2k-$4k more than what I bought mine for in March. I love that little golf cart.


James
http://btjdesign.com/emoticons/golfcart.gif